Your dick's so much bigger than that toy

thank you, meatloaf!

You don't say.

That's a whole meat bag of a penis. You're a genetic freak alright, one who won the cock lottery.

You have quite the long, loong, looong reach, sir!

The toilet paper roll never had a chance against that monstrous member.

I don't mean to be awkward but what about its size? To be honest, there were two other guys in her room. One of them I think was her bf. And they said it's "deformed" and that my doctor "fucked you up". I just don't understand what they meant... I've never been to a doctor about it. I'm sorry, I just got so terribly confused and decided to ask for help.

I honestly don't know why she's gasping as she saw me.

hi

nice