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A few photo tips for newbies (and not-so-newbies)

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Started by Masturstroke at 27,Aug,09 03:36

The quality of SYD and SYC photos is head and shoulders above that seen on most other post-yourself-naked sites and newsgroups. This is primarily for the newbies to assist in maintaining the level of quality.

Basic photo tips:

• Avoid cell phone pics if possible. Even the best ones are of low quality, because phones aren't designed to be cameras.

• An image size of 640 x 480 (480 x 640 if vertical) is a good minimum size. Smaller ones tend to be difficult for seeing detail. The bigger the better, with one stipulation.

• Very large images that look quite good in the reduced size can look like shit in full size if they are grainy or a bit out of focus. Look at them on the computer before posting them. If they're fuzzy or grainy, it would be worth reducing their size by half to reduce the imperfections.

• Unless dark images are for artistic purposes, e.g., silhouette shots, they detract from the subject of the pic. If your dick or pussy can't be seen, why post it?

• Digital cameras are like computers: they don't do what you want them to do, but only what you tell them them to do. Here are some things to consider.

• Shooting against a bright background, such as a window on a sunny day, may result in a dark foreground object. Digicams tend to adjust for brightness based on the average of the entire image, and the bright areas tend to dominate. Many cameras have a metering method setting for using center-weighted or spot metering rather than the whole image, to allow concentrating on the brightness of your glorious boner rather than the window.

• Although the light that you are in might be considerably less than the brightness of the background, the automatic flash might not fire because of the background light. The camera might have a setting to fire the flash every time. If not, move to another position to avoid the background's effect.

• In normal mode, the minimum distance for sharp focus is typically a couple of feet. For tight close-ups, switch to macro mode. One of the menu buttons will have a small flower icon that allows autofocusing to within a few inches. Expensive cameras such as Nikon and Ricoh can focus to within an inch of the subject, although they're overkill for genitalia shots.

• The tradeoff in macro mode is the great reduction in the depth-of-field. Only a small range of distance will be in sharp focus, with everything else out of focus. This is most likely to be irrelevant when you're recording for posterity the fine details of your cock or clit, but one should be aware of it. And don't forget to close macro mode before taking longer-range shots (turning off the camera does that automatically).

• A cheap tripod can make a world of difference in image quality, since it avoids degradation caused by involuntary muscle activity when hand-holding the camera.

• A tripod also allows using the timer function that delays the shot for at least a couple of seconds, thus eliminating the camera shake caused by pressing the shutter button. On a ten-second delay, you can move away from it and arrange yourself for maximum erotic effect. :-)

• Autofocus is imperfect. If you're not within the AF zone, you'll get a perfectly-focused background and fuzzy family jewels, especially if your body is fairly close to the lens. Best bet: experiment to see where you have to be in the image to have yourself in focus rather than whatever is in the background.

• When you have your prized photos safely transferred to the computer, it would be worth examining them and maximizing them for posting so that we horny bastards will be whacking the willy to the best of shots. An excellent program is Irfanview ( www(dot)irfanview(dot)com ), the Swiss Army knife of freeware image manipulation and processing utilities. You can correct brightness, contrast, saturation, color balance, gamma and sharpness (corrects slightly-out-of-focus shots). You can add effects if desired. You can resize the image, crop it, rotate it, do horizontal and vertical flips, and save it in a lot of different formats.

• When you're satisfied, post your shots and let the world rejoice in your magnificent genitalia.

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By topspy at 27,Aug,09 04:21 Hide
nice summary and tips!


By ceader at 27,Aug,09 04:44 Hide
Good tips you list there, in particular a tripod of sorts.


By Dongo69 at 27,Aug,09 05:08 Hide
Thank you this is very useful info. With a digital camera check the first pic that you take for light, background, focus etc and adjust if necessary. Don't waste your time taking 10 or so pics only to discover that there is a fault which a simple adjustment could have overcome.


By oldbugle at 27,Aug,09 05:38 Hide
Excellent overview with very good tips.....

When focussing digital cameras, either use something to focus on which you then substitute for your cock,..or, use a mirror behind the camrera and half press the shutter button to make sure of the focus before taking the shot.

Try not to use the camera flash as it tends to make a bland result,...available light from windows etc will make a much better pic.


By admin at 27,Aug,09 07:48 Hide
Excellent post, thank you!


By foreskins4ever at 27,Aug,09 08:25 Hide
Great post!
Here are a few other tricks:

When shooting close-ups with flash...fold a few layers of tissue over the flash. That will soften the light and lessen the shadows a little.

Use a "suction mount". It attaches to glass or smooth surfaces and is handy in the bathroom or near a car.

Use a remote trigger for your camera. Available for all SLR's.

If your SLR does not have a macro mode, buy close-up adaptor lenses. Not expensive and great for those detail shots.

Find a person to shoot for you....your arms are only so long! Use that cell for it's inteded purpose...call a friend!

All digital cameras have a focus/exposure lock.....frame, press halfway down on the shutter release, recompose, and shoot.

A great image editing tool is photoshop, however it is $$$ and tough to use for the non-pro. Try google's "Picassa 3". It is free and very flexible. It even offers a retouching feature to get rid of those annoying stray hairs and other blemishes.

Look at your photo's before you upload.....quality before quantity!! Use bounce flash if you have a separate flash such as a Nikon SB or Olympus FL series, you get much nicer lighting.

Happy shooting!


By Masturstroke at 27,Aug,09 08:56 Hide
This is quickly becoming a keeper thread. I've saved the additional tips for my future reference. Kudos!

Thanks for the tip on Picasa, foreskins4ever. It's a new one on me. I've fetched it and I'll give it try.


By Dongo69 at 27,Aug,09 16:49 Hide
I have downloaded IrfanView and it seems a good program. Thanx for the tip.


By foreskins4ever at 01,Sep,09 09:57 Hide
I just ordered a Stroboframe Flip Flash bracket for my slr...that will help get rid of some of those annoying shadows! I also use a Gary Fong "Lightsphere" which gives the lighting almost a studio quality. For those of you that don't want to invest that much, Gary also makes a diffuser that fits onto the hot shoe of your camera so you can get diffused light even with the on board flash.


By adk7 at 01,Sep,09 10:25 Hide
Thank you for the tutorial!


By qwertyasd at 01,Sep,09 11:48 Hide
Thanks for the tutorial!


By [deleted member] at 01,Sep,09 13:11 Hide
don't forget; if a shot looks lousy, explore it's artistic potential.
if you have photoshop, arcsoft photobase, paintshop or Microsoft's own photodraw, then the possibilities are endless: old photo/ sepia tone, water colour, oil paint, contours etc.
a digital camera can be linked to the tv AV input so you can view how you appear in the viewfinder, use this and the 10 second self timer and you can get top flight results.
that is how i do mine.
also, it could be usefull to use a "slave" triggered secondary flash to take out shadows.
experiment, there is no wasted film to pay for!
By Masturstroke at 02,Sep,09 05:54 Hide
A really good freeware graphic editing program is "Paint.net" — www(dot)getpaint(dot)net. It was designed as a replacement for the Windows Paint program, but has expanded into a full-blown editor. It's not Photoshop, but for fairly advanced photo editing that's well beyond what Irfanview and Picasa can provide, Paint.net shines. It has many capabilities that are familiar to Photoshop users. And if you don't like it, your purchase price will be cheerfully refunded. :-)

Two prerequisites:

1. Microsoft's .Net Framework — www(dot)microsoft(dot)com/NET/, version 2.0 or later — must be installed on the computer. It's a free download, but it's big (235 MB for the full 3.5 SP1 installer). If you're on dialup, that means tying up your phone for a really long time.

2. .Net runs only on XP or Vista. If you have a prehistoric box with 9x, Me or 2000, forget it.
By [deleted member] at 02,Sep,09 12:32 Hide
paint dot net is available from oldversion(dot)com without the M$ linkage
By [deleted member] at 02,Sep,09 13:56 Hide
er...for some stupid reason, (snoopware?), you still need .net to install it, stick with the gimp.
By Masturstroke at 02,Sep,09 14:35 Hide
The Paint.net download is so small (1.55 MB for the EXE) vs GIMP (16.1 MB) precisely because it uses .Net functionality to minimize its own footprint. The .Net framework is used by many programs to avail themselves of its library of routines rather than writing and rewriting standard operations and procedures.

Re "snoopware" in a Microsoft product, given the way the company is hated, if the slightest trace of malware were found in it, the news would go viral on the Web.






By foreskins4ever at 01,Sep,09 15:02 Hide
Gotta love digital! I agree with you about those "eh" shots, lots of times you can make something of them with a little creative effort!


By stronxo at 02,Sep,09 02:26 Hide
thx a lot, but i appologize that im still using cell's cam n i dont edit it
By foreskins4ever at 02,Sep,09 07:49 Hide
Editing can be as simple as looking at the photo before you upload it. Hmmmm, doesn't look too good...don't upload it!
By stronxo at 04,Sep,09 22:50 Hide
ok, i dont edit but i always see it after taking the pics, if its good ill save it, if doesnt good i delete it n take a better 1. n i always choose the good pics to upload it.




By foreskins4ever at 03,Sep,09 06:54 Hide
Just ordered a Stroboframe for my kit.....anyone need photos done, let me know! I will be happy to travel within Florida....anyone else, please send tickets! :)


By qwertyasd at 03,Sep,09 10:59 Hide
what do you think of quality of my new photos?
By foreskins4ever at 03,Sep,09 11:09 Hide
Good, here are a few little hints:

Watch your white balance.
Diffuse the lighting.
Make picture orientation consistant.

By Masturstroke at 03,Sep,09 20:57 Hide
FYI: "White balance (WB) is the process of removing unrealistic color casts, so that objects which appear white in person are rendered white in your photo."

www(dot)cambridgeincolour(dot)com/tutorials/white-balance.htm
By foreskins4ever at 03,Sep,09 22:38 Hide
Thanks for the info....I am so used to white balancing from my video production days that I forget that not everyone knows what the heck it is!
By Masturstroke at 04,Sep,09 14:10 Hide
It's probable that the vast majority of folks never heard the term other than as throwaway dialog in a film or a TV show





By biffer57 at 03,Sep,09 20:37 Hide
Excellent post. Excellent thread. Thanks!


By Masturstroke at 04,Sep,09 20:36 Hide
An example of the possibilities for an otherwise so-so shot (using Irfanview's Effects Browser) ...

Dr. Manhattan's Little Brother



Goldpenis



Raindrops Keep Falling on My Dick

By foreskins4ever at 04,Sep,09 22:24 Hide
Great examples!
By Masturstroke at 04,Sep,09 23:01 Hide
But don't post them to D:Main. The Category Sheriff will get you. :-)
By foreskins4ever at 05,Sep,09 04:42 Hide
It isn't the Category Sheriff. It is the PP! It is the Photo Police!



By topspy at 05,Sep,09 05:16 Hide
Interesting effects.....but I gotta say that the last one with the "raindrops" looks like warts or pox or something... :-o
By Masturstroke at 05,Sep,09 05:37 Hide
True. It's not the best effect for body shots. There are quite a few more in the list. that I decided not to post. And for a small-footprint freeware utility, that ain't too shabby.
By foreskins4ever at 05,Sep,09 16:24 Hide
Guess I will have to try it!





By foreskins4ever at 05,Sep,09 16:25 Hide
Just went to the site.....I thought it was freeware?
By Masturstroke at 05,Sep,09 18:42 Hide
Irfanview IS freeware. It always has been.



By skulfux at 05,Sep,09 17:28 Hide
I uploaded a private photo and now I can't upload it to the main public area. I get a message that I already uploaded it.
By Masturstroke at 05,Sep,09 18:48 Hide
The best way around that is to change the filename. If it's "thisphoto.jpg", change it to "thatphoto.jpg" or "thisphoto2.jpg". Or try clicking on the "D:(category)" link under it and change the category.



By foreskins4ever at 06,Sep,09 07:32 Hide
I guess that infranview only charges for updates and add-ons, but not the basic download.
By Masturstroke at 06,Sep,09 20:38 Hide
I've never seen charges for anything on the site. Strange. The only link that I see that might involve money is "Support IrfanView", and that's purely voluntary.

I have versions going back to April 2005, and not a penny was required. I support the guy with an occasional gift just because I like his work.

By topspy at 07,Sep,09 04:00 Hide
"Where" are you downloading from??
Maybe the site you chose is adding on a fee?
Maybe the site you chose is not an "officially sanctioned" download site??

I had a very old copy of IrfanView on another old computer many, many years ago and I remember that it was FREE. I also often read many reviews of FREE software that mentions it as being a perennial TOP choice as well.
By foreskins4ever at 08,Sep,09 08:54 Hide
I got the download thru CNET....ya'll are correct, it is free as are the add-ons. Thanks. I also decided to try Photoscape.....it leans more toward the serious user and looks pretty good. Check it out!
By Masturstroke at 08,Sep,09 09:18 Hide
I'm liking it already. Thanks, guy.





By tipitou at 08,Sep,09 15:53 Hide
Thanks for the shooting tips.


By foreskins4ever at 14,Sep,09 19:01 Hide
Just bought a macro lens today...f3.5 35mm Zuiko.....same as 70mm on 35. Good investment!!
By foreskins4ever at 18,Sep,09 06:03 Hide
Lens arrived!! Now I just need some help shooting.....it is tough to get good shots that close without help! Anyone else shooting macro....lets hear from you.



By foreskins4ever at 15,Sep,09 16:21 Hide
Thanks to admin this forum thread is no a permanent part of the site. It located on the photo posting rules page!!
Cool!


By rohan at 15,Sep,09 20:57 Hide
it is very good knowledge


By CELESTIAL at 16,Sep,09 07:58 Hide
Excellemt information. Thanks for "Photo Tips" 101.


By foreskins4ever at 20,Sep,09 05:09 Hide
Having just gotten a new macro lens, I find that I will need some help getting the shots I want. With a macro the depth of field is so small in close that it is almost impossible to get the shot. I need someone to shoot for me. Anyone interested, please leave mssg!


By Masturstroke at 17,Oct,09 08:38 Hide
Bump for our many newcomers.


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