Ive been chatting with a few members who have very small penises or like very small penises.As my members name is really what I am I would say small is 4inch or less erected and 1 inch or less when soft.What about an online TINYDICK CLUB?H ow could it be done? |
So, can I join????????
I'm a bit of a grower.
In a dusty western town, the local saloon put a sign in its window: "Make our horse laugh and win $50". After every man within 20 miles tried and failed, a scruffy-looking old cowpoke came in, leaned on the bar, and after ordering a beer, said to the bartender, "I'm here ta collect the fifty bucks."
The bartender said, "Okay, but ya gotta know that a hundred guys have tried and no one made the critter laugh."
"I will. Whar is he?"
"Wait here and I'll go fetch him."
The bartender returned a moment later with the biggest, orneriest horse in the town. The cowpoke walked up to him, stroked his mane and whispered in his ear. Seconds later the horse was lying on his side kicking wildly and laughing his horsey ass off.
As the bartender counted out the bills, he asked, "What did you just tell him?"
"That's for me ta know, pardner." He finished his beer, and left without another word.
Three months later the saloon had a new sign: "Make our horse cry and win $50." Every man and his son told every sad story they knew, and nothing fazed him. The bartender began thinking that the $50 was safe, when the same old cowpoke came in, leaned on the bar, ordered a beer and said, "'Member me? I'm the guy that made your horse laugh."
"Yep, I shor remember you, pardner. I bet you're here to make him cry."
"You got it."
A moment later, the horse was standing in the saloon. He laughed loudly as he saw and remembered the cowpoke. "Can I take him in the back room for a sew seconds?" the cowpoke asked.
"Yep. But no hurting him."
"Won't be necessary."
The cowpoke led the horse through the curtain and ten seconds later brought him back. The horse was sobbing pathetically, with tears streaming from his eyes. Everyone in the saloon just stared in disbelief. As the bartender handed him the money, he said, "Ya can't leave until you tell us. We gotta know what the hell you did."
"'Member when I made him laugh? I whispered to him, 'My cock is bigger than yours.'"
"Well, pardner, I can see why that would make him laugh. But what did you do back there that made him cry?"
He finished his beer and replied, "I just dropped my pants and proved it."
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