I was just reading through the "How Many Times Do You Masturbate a Month" topic and I thought I would start a new one....What is the most unusual place that you have ever masturbated?
I masturbated once in a restaurant at the table I was sitting at....and another time a few years ago I masturbated in a laundromat, while some hot babe was folding her panties on the other side of a a row of washer machines.
When I was in high school I masturbated during an art class. I was sitting in the back. The desks sat two with a drawer stack in between. The tops raised up to provide an easel and also meant I wouldn't be banging the underside of the desktop. Funny, I can't remember who was sitting next to me. I had a hard-on that couldn't wait. Noone knew what I was doing. A couple of years ago I was riding my motorcycle and just had to beat my meat, so I stopped and blew my cum by the side of the road. I fantasized about someone watching me from the bushes but I was alone. I was on my motorcycle on a lonely interstate once before and masturbated without stopping the bike. But the mess when I shot my load taught me a lesson.
I wanked a lot in class at school. thought no one noticed, but the teacher after a few weeks took me to one side and suggested I did in a more private place. have also wanked while driving and on a train. The thrill of getting caught adds to the ultimate climax.
The thrill of getting caught is there but it is the fantastic feeling that surges through my cock that gets me wanking. The stronger the surge the faster and harder the wank. Don't you agree?
During my career as a young, wild, crazy, always-naked masturbator:
-- In a hotel aisle about fifty feet from my room;
-- Same hotel, outside on the balcony;
-- On the roof of an elevator shaft at work (third shift);
-- In the ladies' room (after walking naked a hundred feet across the factory floor);
-- On camera while closing down a community access TV studio for the night;
-- Numerous times on city streets in the early morning hours;
-- Inside an all-night laundromat;
-- In a stall at a carwash;
-- Between the fuel pumps at a gas station;
-- In an abandoned house;
-- In the middle of the street at an intersection;
-- And assorted other places whenever the urge and the opportunity arose.
Four decades later, I'm less prolific, but every bit as loony.
Whilst driving on the M1 motorway in the UK. I did not have cruise control so still had my foot on the accelerator so my car "jerked" when I came!! I had my fly open, cock out and caught the cum in a wipe so as not so soak my trousers. I also had to make sure I did not overtake any coaches or lorries!! I know it was a silly and dangerous thing to do.
--Many times in my car driving down the highway
--Naked on country side roads
--Naked in the office on Sunday when no one else was in
--Ran naked around an upper balcony of a motel past 40 rooms with a boner
--In a hotel sauna
--In a hotel spa and pool
--On a hill just above an Interstate maked where motoroists could see me
--In a JC Penney changing room
In a ski gondola
on a windsurfer
in a friends bathroom while visiting him in hospital
on a roof while peeping at girlfriend on toilet
I've also done cars,boats,planes,trains,many resturants,and friends houses..
I'm not too adventurous - too nervous about getting caught - but I've wanked in a couple of odd places
I went through a phase a couple of years ago of sneaking into the ladies' toilets and masturbating, that was quite horny especially if someone came into the next cubicle for a piss
This summer I was out cycling and came to a barn in a quiet part of the countryside, anyway I decided to wank there... I was hoping some horny farmer would catch me and fuck my arse, but no-one came (except me )
I did the women's toilet thing before too, and as fun as it was, I got trapped in there for over an hour because of a sudden stream(no pun intended, or perhaps so)of ladies coming in to pee. I never heard such pissing!
It's a great feeling to strip of naked outdoors and have a good wank. I also like visiting gents public toilets just to hang around and catch a glimps of other guys cocks. Rubbing my hard dick in the hope of an offer for it to be sucked. If anyone knows of any good toilets in Thurrock or South Essex let me know guys.
I've done the womens bathroom thing too, was real horny and feeling daring, so i ran into the womens bathroom luckly no women was at the sink washing their hands but some were in the stalls pissing and doing whatever, no one masturbating that i know of, so i pulled my cock out and started stroking it, trying not to let the toilet seat bang cause there were women in there using the restroom, eventually i came all over everywhre, and i cleaned up my hands and i walked out of the stall and there was a women at the sink, and i said how sorry i was for being in there and i told her that i couldnt hold it and didnt pay attention to the sign on the door, and by the time i sat down it was too late, but luckly she understood and didnt make a big deal over it me being in the womens restroom, but it was a huge turn on for me listening to all the pissing, and masturbating
I almost forgot: In a utility room where I worked I saw an indutrial-sized vacuum cleaner which I powered up to suck my cock. I had to hold the hose of the vacuum and stroke my cock with it so that counts, right? Luckily noone entered the utility room as I would not have heard them over the noise of the vacuum. And that noise, I hope, drowned out my moaning as I came.
To this day I am always on the lookout for new places to masturbate. It makes me very horny to return or drive by a place that I masturbated in or on and remember the time that I did it. It's really great, because you will intantly remember jerking off when someone shows you a picture, or an add, or even mentions the place. It's really a lot of fun...Try it
i sometimes go out early in the morning,either to the forest or the lake and strip off and walk around, i then have a wank in the open knowing i might be caught, i was seen once by a older woman walkng her dogs, i was taking photos at the time of me naked, i saw her and grabbed my clothes and ran off,
I have also wanked while swimming in the sea with loads of people about in Thailand, i swam out and took off my shorts, and started wanking, it was hard trying to keep myself afloat wit my shorts in one hand and wank with the other.
I slept in my office 1 night after a session on the beer, i just got the urge to strip off and walk around, i went into my 'big' bosses office and was sitting in his chair, and started wanking, i cum all over his meeting table in the room, I thought I cleaned it off, but when the cleaners came in in the morning i was talking to them, when they went into his office they saw some staines on his desk, and were trying to figure out what they were. i felt guilty, but was laughing inside..
When I was in the 4th Form at school ( 14 y.o.) there was a lad in my class we called 'Wanker' Pete who was always beating off in class when we were being taught by a rather attractive female French teacher... no problem with that but then he would flick his sponk at other guys in the class when her back was turned. On one occasion he managed to land a gob of it on the back of her top ! That would have taken some explaining when she got home to her hubby !
In a bus shelter. I was cycling home from a girlfiend's house after a particularly hot night of snogging and groping (she hadn't let me fuck her at this stage of the relationship) and my balls were aching making it difficult to cycle. I stopped at a bus shelter and threw one of the cuff cumming all over one of the seats...there was tons of it.
I wanked on the bus in the back and a few guys was staring at me and I guess it was the fact that they were staring at me and one of them I seen getting hard but he tried to cover it up, then I did it in a movie theater and I almost got cought and the cleaner just looked at me and left, then I did it in a public restroom with no walls but no one came in, then I did it in a suna room and well that was interesting because the guy that was in there was hard and that was a BIG load that was shot out and then after that I got done he was doing it which made me what to do it again which happened and we both came! So I love to do it and can't wait to do it again!!
in the car while driving motorway, internet cafe but one girls sitting downstairs seen it, sun bed, hospital while nurse been passing me i think she knew what im doing, my mom opened bathroom while i had hard dick in my hand but she pretended she havent seen it, but few days later she said i am very mature because of the size!!!
I masturbated in a department store one time behind a display of kitchen blenders. I had a good view of other shoppers, so I was able to stay hidden (for the most part...one woman I think got a quick glimpse of my ass). My best friend was working security at that store, and he watched the cameras live at the time. After he got off work, he said how he was laughing at some of the VERY close calls that I had and said what a turn-on it must have been for me because it was for him to watch. He brought the tape over to my house for us to watch after work. Re-living the close calls was a real turn-on for me, and it was for him too, so we both wanked while watching the tape. It was both of our first times wanking with another guy, which added to the fun. We are trying to work out another time to wank in the store again, but the schedules have not worked out quite well yet to do it again.
In a store room at work. I lost a bet with a female coworker. The loser had to show their stuff to the winner as payment. (She and I had been flirting with each other for years, but had never crossed the line until then.) I "paid the bet" behind the door of a remote store room, where we were least likely to be noticed. I was getting rock hard even before I dropped my pants in front of her. She gave my dick a good squeeze just to check it out, and then dared me to "pop my cork" in front of her. So.... I did.
No... not that day. We didn't want to get caught. And, we were both spoken for at the time. As I remember, her boyfriend was an drunken redneck who liked to shoot people. About a month later I got a good look at her bits when she mooned me. It was a real full moon, too...... pink asshole, bushy cunt lips and all!!!! I was limping-hard for the rest of the day!
I've had a girl moon me before its so hott cause you run the chance of seeing all their bits, my friend when she mooned me i saw her shaved cunt it was great
Topspy she was in the car and i went up to her window and mooned her first and she returned the favor and mooned me back but showed a little more then she wanted to, but she didnt mind we both flirted with each other like crazy previously
Once in winter when there was a full moon & I was driving home through countryside that was covered in a few inches of snow. I pulled over, walked almost to the top of a nearby open hillside that overlooked all the surrounding country. I stripped completely naked & stood masturbating in the snow in bright moonlight under the stars. I had a brilliant ejaculation. Afterwards I didn't linger, but dressed fairly quickly. Actually, only my feet got cold...but it left me with a fantastic memory that still gives me a hard on.
I also once once invited a Russian girl I'd met online to go on a trip to Spain with me. We both wanted someone we could experiment a little with sexually. She asked me to masturbate in a shop doorway after dark in Granada while she watched and took photos. She wasn't wearing underwear & she then masturbated for me in the same doorway...
Just some of the places that came to mind quickly as I read this thread: • Washrooms at school
• Public washrooms
• On a train
• Car
• Bus station
• Platforms of underground metro
• Middle of street at night
• Public park in daytime
• Beach
• Hotel aisle outside my room
• In a photographers studio
• On set of porn film
• In shower at college dorm
• In dorm room with 7 people present
• In honeymoon suite with wife watching
• In garden both in daytime and at night
• In driveway with cars passing by
• In neighbours garden
• In the office at work
• At a gas station on the forecourt
• In forests totally nude
• At the river bank
• On aircraft on transcontinental flight
• In saunas
• In steam rooms
• In the back garden after it had snowed – fully naked and thrusting against the cold snow
a Movie theater during a PG rated movie. The movie was so boring I decided to just let it go and see if I got caught. Thank God because I didn't know I'd end up going to jail if I did.
While driving. In public restroom.
-- In a hotel aisle about fifty feet from my room;
-- Same hotel, outside on the balcony;
-- On the roof of an elevator shaft at work (third shift);
-- In the ladies' room (after walking naked a hundred feet across the factory floor);
-- On camera while closing down a community access TV studio for the night;
-- Numerous times on city streets in the early morning hours;
-- Inside an all-night laundromat;
-- In a stall at a carwash;
-- Between the fuel pumps at a gas station;
-- In an abandoned house;
-- In the middle of the street at an intersection;
-- And assorted other places whenever the urge and the opportunity arose.
Four decades later, I'm less prolific, but every bit as loony.
--Naked on country side roads
--Naked in the office on Sunday when no one else was in
--Ran naked around an upper balcony of a motel past 40 rooms with a boner
--In a hotel sauna
--In a hotel spa and pool
--On a hill just above an Interstate maked where motoroists could see me
--In a JC Penney changing room
on a windsurfer
in a friends bathroom while visiting him in hospital
on a roof while peeping at girlfriend on toilet
I've also done cars,boats,planes,trains,many resturants,and friends houses..
I went through a phase a couple of years ago of sneaking into the ladies' toilets and masturbating, that was quite horny especially if someone came into the next cubicle for a piss
This summer I was out cycling and came to a barn in a quiet part of the countryside, anyway I decided to wank there... I was hoping some horny farmer would catch me and fuck my arse, but no-one came (except me
I have also wanked while swimming in the sea with loads of people about in Thailand, i swam out and took off my shorts, and started wanking, it was hard trying to keep myself afloat wit my shorts in one hand and wank with the other.
I slept in my office 1 night after a session on the beer, i just got the urge to strip off and walk around, i went into my 'big' bosses office and was sitting in his chair, and started wanking, i cum all over his meeting table in the room, I thought I cleaned it off, but when the cleaners came in in the morning i was talking to them, when they went into his office they saw some staines on his desk, and were trying to figure out what they were. i felt guilty, but was laughing inside..
dang....none of my female friends are "mooners"...
I also once once invited a Russian girl I'd met online to go on a trip to Spain with me. We both wanted someone we could experiment a little with sexually. She asked me to masturbate in a shop doorway after dark in Granada while she watched and took photos. She wasn't wearing underwear & she then masturbated for me in the same doorway...
so....you didn't get kidnapped and held for ransom?? Sorry...I watch too many movies.
In my car on Parking lot xxxtimes
Public toilets.
Staircase against my girlfriend legs, she had cum driping all over when we walked out.......we the fucked on a bench in park
• Public washrooms
• On a train
• Car
• Bus station
• Platforms of underground metro
• Middle of street at night
• Public park in daytime
• Beach
• Hotel aisle outside my room
• In a photographers studio
• On set of porn film
• In shower at college dorm
• In dorm room with 7 people present
• In honeymoon suite with wife watching
• In garden both in daytime and at night
• In driveway with cars passing by
• In neighbours garden
• In the office at work
• At a gas station on the forecourt
• In forests totally nude
• At the river bank
• On aircraft on transcontinental flight
• In saunas
• In steam rooms
• In the back garden after it had snowed – fully naked and thrusting against the cold snow
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