Not a lot of people come across my blog, but for those that do, let me be clear: I'm writing true stuff here. I did all these things, and I'm telling as accurately as I can.

Of course, the above could itself be a lie. Well, welcome to the internet. I can't think of any way to prove that what I say is true (aside from posting relevant pictures, which come to think of it, I should do a little of - but even that will be far from hard proof), so this statement will have to do.

There are plenty of people who write first-person sexual fantasy online, and have no problem with acknowledging it as such. So if nothing else you know I'm not doing that.

Now, on to more TRUE stories from my sexual history