(M+M Story btw, kinda cringey) Twas a few years ago. I was experimenting with other guys at the time. Just surfing the internet when I saw one of my co-workers on one of these hookup sites. So after a moment of hesitation, I decided I'd give it a shot. I messaged him, and after a bit of chatting, we decided to try pleasing each other. I drive to his place, which is in a dormitory, he invites me in, we sit down, nervously talk a little bit more, and he says, "lemme put on something on to hopefully cover up any sound we might make."
So he puts on ...The Minion Movie...
Never really watched it, but it's an animated kids movie. Not something to put on in the background of sexy times.
At this point, I'm pretty nervous, but I have the courage to start things up. Whip it out with only a chub. He brings out his massive dong about twice the size of mine, just a chub as well. We compare for a bit and then he goes down and starts sucking. Meanwhile, the movie's still just blasting away... I didn't get hard. So we tried to switch it up. I try to fit his behemoth in my mouth, which at this point is getting close to hard, but my mouth wasn't big enough for it to fit without noticeably scraping my teeth, which are a little on the pointy side if I might add.
So this thing is a bust and we both knew it. After both realizing and apologizing, I pack my shit back up and got out of there.
Afterwards, whenever I saw him at work, it was extremely awkward, but we just acted like it never happened.
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"So after a moment of hesitation, I decided I'd give it a shot."
What strikes me is not that that particular experience was kind of a bust, but rather that you chose to take a leap and had an adventure at all... And perhaps you learned how to make the next one turn out better.
Way too many guys accumulate only years of missed opportunities to wonder about.
Not every risk taken gives us a peak experience, but risks passed by always leave us feeling more like a wimp and wondering 'what if' ...and sometimes for many years.
All, or even most, sexual experiences are probably not gonna be mind-blowing, but it's better than never trying.
I kinda agree with that nowadays. Way too easy for things to go sideways. Whether it just makes things uncomfortable at work, or you getting some serious accusations thrown your way.
If I fired up a little jazz, could we have some mutual fun?
As bad as it was, it was still pretty hot seeing his massive peen.
Didn't go up and talk to him. He seemed really nervous when he saw me.
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