I had been emailing back and forth with a guy on another site last week and was commiserating with him about an absence of fucking in our marriages.
My next email was from his wife.
“Not that it is any of your business about me not fucking my husband, but, here is the reason. Penile-vagina contact is very painful for me. It would be painful no matter how big his cock is.
Before you feel sorry for my husband and his seven by five cock, here is my morning daily ritual.
I get up first every morning. I shower, put the coffee on and return to our bedroom.
I grab the bottle of virgin olive oil, strip the covers off my hubby and kneel between his legs. He is on his stomach. He is naked, as am I.
I massage oil from his neck to his shoulders, back, butt cheeks, upper thighs, lower legs and feet.
Then, he turns over and I repeat the process, except I rub his cock and balls too.
When I am done, I take his erection in my mouth and proceed to give him the wettest hottest lovingingest blow job that anyone has ever received since it was invented by Eve.
Plus, I always swallow, every drop.
Now, do you feel sorry for my husband?”