Unfortunately, and BOY do I wish I have some NOW, I didn't take any pictures back in the day, but I've ran across some unique dicks in my time. That's for sure...

Just a bit of background..

The first year, after a) being bi-curious for 40+ years and b)FINALLY taking the plunge, I kept a 'diary' of ALL the guys/dicks I sucked on.

That first year, I sucked on 54 different dicks. That doesn't include repeats mind you. That was 54 different dicks...

The next year, I did around the same number maybe more, I really quit keeping track.

My point here is that I've seen a LOT of dicks up close and personal so to speak and THIS post is about some of the more unique ones I've come across!

Since it seems like we guys are all about size lets get THAT aspect over right off the bat.

The SMALLEST dick I encountered was a guy who was about 6' tall, nice guy who had a dick that was literally nothing more than a cock-head sitting on a set of smallish balls. That was it. No shaft to speak of what so ever.. He was in fact the definition of Micro-penis. My friend Cory and I ROCKED his world that night and THAT is a story for another post my friends

The BIGGEST dick I came across belongs to a good friend of mine, yes I kind of hold onto friends I've sucked on, who has one of the biggest fucking dicks I've EVER seen, let alone actually had the pleasure of pleasuring...

I never actually measured that monster cock of his but I'm estimating it to be at least 12+ inches long and VERY THICK! Wrapping your hand around that throbbing mega-dick is like wrapping your hand around somebodies ARM, it's that freakin big...

He does have a problem in that most girls, when they encounter his cock, would literally run for the hills.. They will NOT fuck him.. Luckily, both my galpals Penny and Michelle where MORE than willing and capable of taking him most of the way and he was OH so grateful. That's one of the many reasons he used to show up at my group gropes...

One the other side of the spectrum there was 'pencil dick'... OMG... I ran into this guy at one of my group gropes and well..... let me describe his dick...

His dick was about 5-5 1/2" long with a quite normal sized head on it BUT the shaft...... was no thicker/bigger around than a #2 PENCIL!!

NO SHIT!!

This was one of the single most unique dicks I've EVER seen!! Seriously.... Think about it... Man I WISH I had a picture to share with y'all...

Then there's my good friend Michael. He's actually married to my galpal Michelle, she of fisting fame who I've written about many times now... (Gorgeous, amazing pussy) Michael has a rather unique dick. He's only about 5" long BUT he has one of the BIGGEST freakin heads on that dick that I've ever seen.

It's literally about the size of an orange and a LARGE orange at that. I shit you negatory! I can JUST BARELY get my mouth around it. Just BARELY! it's that fucking huge! It also goes a LONG way to explain why Michelle's pussy is the way it IS! LOL

I ran across Mr. Foreskin in a hotel room one afternoon. The guy had the longest, most pronounced foreskin HANGIN from the head of his dick that I've ever seen. Sheesh, you could blow your nose with that foreskin. Use it as a blanket, set the table with it... My lord in HEAVEN! Foreskin for DAYS!! I mean I KNOW there's a dick-head in there SOMEWHERE!!!

Keep in mind, Ol Jake isn't the biggest fan of uncut dicks to begin with! Nothing against you uncut guys, I just LOVE those cock-heads a LOT and I don't like anything coming between my lips/tongue and those delicious heads! It's a personal preference, not a judgement so PLEASE, no flames OK?

Yep, I've come across some rather unique dicks over the years that's for sure BUT if truth be told, I've loved every single one of them... G_d doesn't make JUNK my friends (An old quote from Annie Sprinkles) and I have NEVER met a dick I didn't like!! Yes, even Mr. Pencil dick who while, the single most UNIQUE dick around, was still a nice guy and a MOST unique dick to suck on that's for SURE!!

Viva La Difference I say