OK, this is NOT about what you MIGHT be thinking it's about...

My MUCH beloved Mona is PRONE to face planting herself! I have NO idea why but my lord in heaven, she'll do it every time with no warning, rhyme or reason!

I mention this because she did it again, yesterday! We went for a walk yesterday evening, it was just SO nice out and while walking, sure enough BOOM! Outta the blue and before I could come to the rescue and catch her....

SPLAT!!

She has done this since I've known her. The MOST infamous instance was just before a wedding we attended. She was dressed to the 'nines', the wedding was downtown at a lovely venue. We where ALMOST there, walking along the side of the building, on the side walk when all of the sudden, again out of the BLUE....

SPLAT!!!

Face first, right on to the sidewalk.. I TRIED to catch her but alas, I couldn't..

Luckily she didn't ruin her gorgeous dress, shoes or hose. She didn't hurt herself or anything! I picked her up, helped straighten everything out and in we went.

Just like yesterday. I picked her up, got her straightened out, checked to make sure she wasn't hurt and we continued our walk.

This morning she woke up complaining about a bit of pain in her side. GO FIGURE..

So am I the ONLY one who lives with a Face Planter??

OK, to be honest, she also LOVES to face plant into a nice warm, wet pussy and OMG does she LOVE to face plant into my crotch so it's NOT all bad......