My boy Andrew Luck will be announcing his retirement from the Colts and the NFL today!

SHOCK, utter dismay, serious depression and a need for a full bottle of 18 year old Scotch Whisky...

He is basically tired of getting hurt and having to rehab, getting hurt, having to rehab. He's had enough and is calling it QUITS.

My beloved Mona has no clue at this point, she's still asleep but the serious SHRIEK you'll hear here shortly, followed by the yelling and crying will be coming from her.

She doesn't follow football in the LEAST but she absolutely ADORES Andrew Luck...

Thankfully, my beloved Colts have an EXCELLENT backup in Brissett and it looks like, judging from last nights performance, we have a VERY good backup to the backup in Kelly.. Now if we can only put together an actual RUNNING game...

I will be wallowing in despair until our first regular season win...