At the end my post To 'hair' is human..... I mentioned a story about my old girl friend Do Ya Wanna Donna's friend Lynne.

Well here is that story. Actually, there are a few stories about Lynne but we'll start with this one..

I have to admit that I always had the hots for Lynne. She was part American Indian and ALL delicious.. Like my gal Donna, she had HUGE boobs. Go figure, considering I am NOT especially attracted to that kind of thing but for SOME reason, throughout my entire life, I always SEEMED to attract women with HUGE BOOBS.. (Yet another story)

Anyway, one night Donna, myself and Lynne and some guy, who's name I do NOT remember (this was well over 35-40 years ago my friends) where hanging out, drinking, getting high and just generally doing what we ALL did back in the late 70's.. PARTYING!! LOL

As the night grew later things grew more sexual in nature and Donna and I where 'necking' on the sofa pretty hot and heavy while Lynne and the her guy where going at it pretty good as well.. One thing led to another and pretty soon, we all where naked and I was slipping the ol salami into Donna..

I looked over and Lynne and her guy where sitting there watching us.. Great, an audience... LOL... For some reason, they where MUCH more intent on watching US then actually 'getting it on' together... Oh well, pump pump pump pump...

Out of the blue, the other guy asked if HE could take a turn!

UH? You wanna fuck Do Ya Wanna Donna?? Come again? I'm busy here dude, you've got Lynne, go fuck her..

For some reason, he was insistent and was VERY serious about swapping girlfriends... The guy WANTED Donna and wanted her BAD!!

I looked at Donna and she basically said sure, what the fuck.. She did NOT get the nickname Do Ya Wanna Donna for thing my friends LOL

So I pulled my dick out of her, move over and watched as this guy took my place, slid his dick into her and started fucking her good and hard.

So I'm sitting there watching when it finally dawns on me that Lynne is NOW fair game! Yeah!! FINALLY!!

I slide over to where she's sitting, spread those luscious, long legs of hers and dive tongue first into her pussy..

OMG!!

I am met with a pussy that had lips for DAYS my friends. Mud flaps! I could almost wrap those labia around my head they where that HUGE.. They where like two HUGE slices of roast beef sitting on either side of her vagina.

Do this DAY, I have never encountered a girl with labia that big... I'm pretty sure she could actually trip over them if she wasn't wearing any underwear..

AND

She had a clit the size of a small dick to boot..

That clit was 3, 4 times the size of any clit I'd ever seen at LEAST and in the dim lighting, it actually LOOKED like a small dick...

Now I've been blessed over the years and I have in fact seen MORE than my share of pussies but my friends, I have NEVER quite encountered another pussy quite like the one I ran headlong into that night...

Did it deter me? Hell NO! I got BUSY and started slurping, licking and sucking on EVERY single inch finally working my way to that ENORMOUS clit of hers which I went down on just LIKE it was a little dick..

After getting her a) sopping wet, b) at least one or two orgasms, I FINALLY slid my thick, rock hard cock into that pussy of hers and pounded that thing for all I was worth..

While she was oh so meaty on the outside, she was very tight, wet and OH so lovely on the inside!!

I KNOW why the other guy was put off my friends. I have no doubt that he took one look at Lynne's pussy and was like HOLY SHIT... What a shame I say, that pussy of hers was MAGNIFICENT IMHO....

It was an interesting dichotomy between Lynne's and Donna's pussies. They where two TOTALLY different animals... Donna's had very thin, fine labia, very petite and very 'pretty' if you will while Lynne's was all roast beef and mudflaps and wrinkles and folds and well I THINK I passed Jimmie Hoffa at one point...

But as I said in another post, there is NO SUCH THING as Bad Pussy..

Oh I forgot to mention the HAIR! Coal black, tons of it. I was picking pubes out of my teeth for days...