Noses....

Yep, noses... I have NO idea why but for some reason, I have always attracted women with larger than average schnozes..

I realized this phenomenon not too long ago and it struck me as being really kind of odd but thinking back on ALL my previous girlfriends, it is CLEAR that for some reason, I do in fact attract two kinds of women at least.

Women with rather large noses AND women with large breasts..

I don't know if there's an actual correlation between those two however..

Now that being said, my current MUCH beloved g/f Mona has neither a big nose OR big boobs so she kind of breaks the trend and throws a monkey-wrench into my whole thesis here now doesn't she?

Regarding the whole large breast thing, I am NOT really a big/huge boob guy either! I much prefer smaller boobs with big nipples, just like Mona has but for some reason, over the years, I've always attracted women with HUGE tits..

Even when I was a young'un. One of my very early girlfriends was a gal name Jenny.. I loved her dearly and in fact, I still keep in touch with her, even after some 30+ years and MANY MANY miles so to speak.

Anyway, I had just rented one of my very first apartments and I took my mother to see it. My gal Jenny was with me and it was the first time my mother, G-d rest her soul, met Jenny.

Now my mom was something else and she ALWAYS said exactly what was on her mind. When she met Jenny, she looked her up and down, turned to me and right there in front of her, she said to me:

"Why do you ALWAYS go for the girls with BIG boobs?"

I was MORTIFIED!

Jenny, G-d love her, just laughed it off and we all just moved on but even back then, my mother KNEW..

I always attracted gals with BIG boobs... LOL

And yes, for the record, Jenny does in fact have a larger than average proboscis