Seriously if I had a cock like this:



Or this one:



Or maybe this one:



Or something like this:



Or this beauty:



Or something like this:



I couldn't have a hobby or a life or anything because I'd be playing with it constantly!

I can barely keep my hands off of my more modest member.



I'd be hopeless with:



Or even:



How can you hold down a job when all you want to do is stroke:



Or suck:



Or fuck: