The most frustrating part of macrophallia though is the fact that although women make a lot of noise about how much they all want a big dick—sorry; it just ain’t really the case. Oh, maybe a couple times just for an experience, yeah; then forget it! I admit, it took me a while to figure out that fucking little young things such that they barely could walk the next day was of little pleasure to women. After a woman I really respected told me having unrestrained sex with me felt half-way between sex with a normal dick and childbirth that I realized I had to drill only as deeply as needed.

My previous wife for example referred to me as “donkey dick”, and basically refused to do it without both hands, one on top of the other, wrapped firmly around ‘her’ tool that she then controlled completely. One girl friend dubbed me “Dick Johnson” or, “Dr. Double Dick” cause I had twice anything she’d ever seen. Another called me her “porn quasar”. A recent partner gasped when she first saw me naked and feared we were going to “have an accommodation problem”, and stayed only on top, never letting me move an inch during intercourse for fear of getting hurt.

Other epithets from various women have included “disturbing, disgusting, and ridiculous”. Slowing this hotrod down into a pace car that never gets to really slam booty on the turn, or hard pound fuck that can be a fun part of sex is frustrating. Sure, sometimes gentle restrained sex is great, but never being able to open it up, rev the engine up on the straightaway, and flooring it to feel all the horsepower is a drag.

My most recent girlfriend was more pleased and remarked of my body that: “It’s just the perfectly developed delivery vehicle for that enormous dildo dick of yours.” My best buddy upon seeing me naked a few times remarked: “Dude, you’re all just muscle and dick.” A guy at my gym said: “You give everyone else in the locker room ‘penis envy’”, and called me “Super Dick”. Girls ask if ‘I have a license to carry that weapon’? No; and although I do like to shake and brandish it about a bit, I almost never unholster the whole thing for anyone anymore. My Latin girlfriend dubbed me “Mr. Manguera”, or “Mr. Hose” in Spanish. Most women just shudder and scream after about 8 inches. My experience is that 7 to 8 inches is more than enough for most women. But also, with ridiculously large hands, this long pole, and fairly strong muscles, I can impale you pretty firmly and effectively when so desired.

Most sexual positions are basically out of the question with many women too. It’s much harder to give a woman an orgasm, cause it greatly helps to stick it all the way in and thereby have the pubic bone rub on the clitoris; but that is pretty much out of the question. I’ve adapted though, become very careful, and learned how to use just the top of my tool rather dexterously.