And being extremely limber as well, I am probably the only guy you’ll ever know that can not only nibble your ass while having sex from behind. I can also, just barely, lick your clitoris while the head of my rod is still inside your vagina. Practicing Yoga almost daily since I was 13--flexibility, muscles, and a billy-club dick-- women often prefer to just admire and play with my body. That’s OK too.

Dealing with the homosexual attractions has continued to be a constant hassle though too.

Mono-sexual self-adulation is more my perversion. Flapping it around in the mirror is a constant turn on. The couple times I tried experimenting with another man were unremarkable except for not being very fun. But admittedly, too often enjoying my own auto-eroticism, I am also somewhat shamed by my own excessive vanity and narcissism.

I seem to generally just spark a certain level of obvious gapping, envy, jealousy, and resentment when naked from most normal guys. My best friend said he wouldn’t even introduce me to his new extremely horny girlfriend because she’d probably ‘grab me somewhere’. It’s a drag being disdained for something you can’t really help.


But the main problem this creates is psychological. I guess being especially sympathetic to the disgusting predation cute girls constantly go through, I’m extremely reserved and respectful of women’s space and desire to remain unmolested. Really; it seems rude and ridiculous. Being the recipient of constant unwanted sexual advances from other guys makes one more compassionate and unassuming. I am probably therefore one of the shyest, respectful, self-conscious, and most reserved people around. Doesn't help attracting women.

This quiet reservation is then reversed, and usually interpreted as extreme conceit and snobbishness. While other guys whistle and hoot at hotties, I’m left alone in silent awe, worship, and admiration from a distance.