No cars in the drive, I'm horny, time for some outdoor jacking. I walk out with just my towel and tank top. I bend down to set my phone up for the photos and suddenly I hear the other side of the fence and it's a door sliding open. I quickly bend down behind some bins that we keep recyclables in and stay there until my neighbor goes back inside. I heard him breathing a lot, he might of been smoking so I was there with just a towel on completely naked underneath for what felt like an hour. Closest I think to being caught for reals. |