In public school(elementary these days) I was always bored, so my pens became jet fighters, my ruler became a catapult to launch erasers, and so on. One day my grade 5 teacher teacher said something about me having a lot of toys in my desk. She wasn't wrong.
So it doesn't surprise me, that these days when I'm old, that given all of the toys that are out there now as opposed to nothing when I was younger, that in my desk I probably have 40 different 'toys' Everything from cock cages, dildoes, pins and needles, a piercing kit(that I havn't quite gotten around to using yet, because I want to video it), to stainless sounding tools and so on.
I have a question for other fanatics out there. Are you like me, and when you go into a hardware store, instead of only seeing the items that you need, you see every bolt, clamp, tool as its' possibility at enhancing your masturbation?

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