Did I get your attention?

Hi again... I haven't posted a blog post since DECEMBER! Sheesh.... Something is just NOT right in this world and it must be ME...

OK for the record, I happen to LIKE sloppy hot wet and screaming... Especially when I have my dick stuck in said person WHILE all that is going on....

Mmmmmmm Sloppy is GOOD.. (I love Sloppy Joe sandwiches too)

I'm an idiot... Did you know that? So, the other day I went ahead and had 'my guy' install a diving board onto the dock on our lake... Good idea right? Fun for the WHOLE family and friends... Not to mention the resident snapping turtle..

JL was the first to try it out.... No problem... She did a lovely cannonball..

I just HAD to give it a go myself..

Just a quick/little background: I've been suffering from a very severe back problem all summer... VERY severe.. debilitating I'd call it... I've had to use a walker to get around and the pain? Well its been off the charts most of the time...

I had an epidural about 2 weeks and it helped quite a bit.. At least now I can walk without any aids...

So I thought I could give the newly installed board a go..

Bad choice....

Me, the ex swim-team/dive-team, SCUBA diver and I'm pretty sure I was a dolphin in a previous live, had to have both JL and Mona fish me outta of the lake...

Thank the good Lord I had 'my guy' install a ladder on the side of the dock or I'd STILL be in the lake..

Oh, for the record, there are NO snapping turtles in the lake... In fact, there are no snapping turtles in the state of Indiana my friends.. The sign on the dock that says, Beware of Snapping Turtles, is a JOKE....

For the record #2, 'my guy' is a 50+ year old married guy who is the POSTER child for butt cracks. He's dead straight and as far as JL and I can tell, he looks to be hung like a hamster.. Hey, we BOTH have fantasizes ya know.

He's a GREAT handy-guy though.... I've 'used' him for years.

Just wish he were younger, better looking, hung and willing!

For the record #3 and NOT to be toooooo creepy or anything but BOTH JL and I have a THING for this guy..



I've put this down here in this post JUST to see if he actually reads it or not...

JL and I love his Ginger dick and balls... If he'd give me the word, I'd have a plane ticket ready for him so he could come here and spend a weekend at the 'nursing home' with us....

We'd 'nurse' every drop of cum outta that lovely cock of his..