I swear, it seems that folks just go outta their way to make sex so freakin difficult....

Guess what folks, it AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE!

At it's most basic, it's really quite simple... Hard dick, wet pussy.... Slide em together and voila!

There ya go....

Sure there are MILLIONS of variations... I myself have spent almost 60 years discovering as many of those variations as I possibly can but in the end (no pun intended) for us guys at least, it boils down to sticking your dick into some part of another human being...

Shoot, we don't even have to actually stick our dicks INTO someone... I'm perfectly happy with a good FOOTJOB or Handjob... I've even fucked a couple of armpits in my time but that's a whole 'nother story...

Some of the sex toys available today LOOK like they might have been designed at the Jet Propulsion Lab by NASA! Back in my early years, just have a plain ol' dildo was almost scandalous...

I remember pulling one of those out on an old girl friend and BOY was she surprised.. She didn't run away and she sure loved having that big ol dildo stuffed deep inside of her pussy, over and over and over again WHILE she slurped on my big throbbing hard cock...... It sure beat the heck outta the cucumber we HAD used...

But again, it AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE!

If you need a manual or some sort of instructions, you MIGHT want to rethink what your doing eh?

Now once you 'graduate' and start to bring in ropes and cuffs and gags and all sort of OTHER things.... well it can get complicated, I know..



But in the end, find a hole, insert dick....