I bet THAT got your attention didn't it? Bunch of size queens, that's what you are...

OK, I admit it... I LOVE the look of a HUGE a dick too... They are fun to play with too BUT they are also a LOT of work and well they HURT getting shove up the ol manpussy if you know what I mean..

I have some strict size restrictions regarding what goes up my butt and if you're BIGGER than this lovely foot...



Forget it!

Now this would be 'challenging' but I'm MORE than willing to take one for the team..

I LOVE women who wear strap-ons.. There's just something about seeing a girl with a harness on that TURNS ME ON something fierce..

Pathetic ain't I?

Where was I? Oh yeah, great big, GIANT dicks... HUGE dicks....

Some of our friends are 'endowed'.. My dear galpal Michell's husband Michael has one SERIOUSLY thick dick.. The head on that monster is darn near the size of a grapefruit... He's not long, only about 5" or so but he has one of the thickest dicks and biggest heads I've ever seen. Is their any wonder WHY is wife the OH so lovely Michelle, loves to be FISTED?

I can't get my mouth around it and I've been accused of having a BIG MOUTH!

Mona can't fit it in her pussy.... No way... We've tried... Serious attempts... It just will NOT fit...

We have another friend name Rod.. .I have NO doubt that when he was born, they took one look between his legs and THAT is where his name came from..

Now I've never actually measured the mans meat BUT I'm betting he would stretch the old tape out to around 10"... .

He's THICK too... and when he gets hard.... Watch out!

He's fun to throat fuck!

Now we come to a somewhat 'touchy' topic..

We've hosted literally hundreds if not thousands of 'group things' over the years and we've had guys of ALL sizes join us... From tiny little hamster dicks to HUGE Rod sized BBC's and everything in between..

The one thing we TRULY can NOT abide are the ego monsters... The guys with the truly big dicks who think the entire world revolves around their huge cocks.

They are capable of ruining a 'group thing' quicker than a bucket of cold water and I have been known to bounce them right out the door BY their big dick..

Anyway, just got to thinking about em and drooling... Yes, I admit it....

I'M A SIZE QUEEN too!