It would be so damn close to the pussy...

Right?

Talking about the female butt-hole my friends... I mean there it is, right NEXT to or below (or above) the pussy, depending on your point of view obviously..

How in the WORLD are we with male appendages supposed to avoid the URGE to stick them in there?

But yet MOST girls say NYET to the mere THOUGHT of a dick exploring her poop chute...

Now I realize that there CAN be pain involved and gals, I am NOT asking you to do ANYTHING that I myself have not experienced but....

C'mon... Take one for the team!

Who knows, you might even LIKE IT and then you can become an Anal Queen!!

That IS a most coveted title.. Right up there with Squirt Queen, Gang-Bang Gal and Cock Sucking Queen... We guys pay attention to such things, especially when it's printed on a T-shirt and emblazoned across a gorgeous set of perky little tits..

Now I DO realize that size TRULY does matter in this instance so finding the right sized guy is important. So is lots of lube and of course patience..

There is NO way I can fuck a girl doggie-style without sticking my thumb or a finger up her butt while watching my dick slide in/out of her pussy..

Nope, can't do it...

What's funny is MOST seem to ENJOY it... I have almost NEVER been told No Don't!

That finger is typically Stage #2... Stage #1 starts while I'm licking, sucking and slurping on her pussy.. It's so easy to slide right down and tongue her BUTT-HOLE if it's clean of course.

Most gals will moan and groan something FIERCE with my tongue BURIED in their ass!

I find it amazing how few people have ever been truly rimmed...

A good rimming followed by a good fingering and shoot, I'm MORE than half way home

Patience, lots of lube good prep and whispering sweet nothings in her ear as I finally work that big ol HEAD of mine into her BUTT!



Once that's in there, we're home free I tell ya!