I’d get so horny when I’d drink, I’d get a good beer buzz on made me so bold and then sniffing on a new bottle of poppers made me want to show off even more! I went in my backyard stark naked with my lubed up dildo and my bottle of poppers sniffing deep on my poppers and getting so hot fucking my ass with my big thick dildo all spread out on the lawn. The warm sun just heating up my naked body with my legs spread wide open in the air and my dildo sliding in and out of my hungry asshole so easily and my soft dick bouncing around leaking precum all over my stomach and chest! I got so into it and of course being pretty drunk I lost track of time, I’m not sure how long I was laying out on my back yard pleasuring my manpussy but the next thing I know I hear a guys voice asking me what I was doing? I sat up and turned around and a uniformed officer is looking over my privacy fence! I casually answer him with what does it look like I’m doin? He then tells me one of my neighbors called and turned me in that he had been watching me all afternoon waiting for me to finish but I just kept going. He said he didn’t care about me enjoying myself but that his kids were going to be coming home from school soon and of course that would be inappropriate not to mention a crime! I quickly grabbed my stuff up and apologized. So I’m standing there naked with a bottle of poppers in one hand my lube covered dildo in my other hand and my boner dripping precut talking to this police officer! He was a cute young officer by the way! Luckily my neighbor didn’t want to press charges so I didn’t have any more backyard sessions!