As I've said elsewhere it has now been over 4-years since my last cum. I have only had one aborted half-assed attempt a couple years ago, but that just because I awoke with it swollen more than it had been in years and my hand naturally fell to it... so, that I had to give it a few quick strokes. All unexpected and unplanned.

Yet, I stopped immediately because the feeling happening was anything but good. During at most 5 or 6 quick strokes it felt like an increasing burning pain. I quickly let go vowing I'd never do that again... and, I hadn't until this morning while overheating my worthless nutlets with electric hand-warmers.

My pitiful dick kept getting in the way, so I grabbed the knob and lifted to move it aside. But, as I did, for some reason I stopped, holding it virtically and put the thumb and two fingers of my other hand around my flaccid shaft. Without thinking I moved them up and down 4-times in rapid succession and stopped in shock. There was THAT feeling again, the burning, but to an extreme as if it was instantly THERE, and a little liquid began oozing from the end!

I suppose out of curiosity as much as anything, I gave a final stroke and it was obvious as a lot more fluid gushed out running down over my thumb into my pubes that I had just done what currently passes for a cum... after so long without.

As I suspected when I did the quick singular aborted effort some years ago, had I continued then would not have been good. What passed for an orgasm with dead nuts today was painful and nothing to ever repeat. Yes, my suspicion back then had been correct. Today was a genuine surprise, but now I know... once and for all.