It was a dark and stormy night....

Ok. it wasn't.. It was nighttime though... Does that count?

I was home alone with my dear friend and UBER golfing buddy Trish the Dish... BTW, Trish got that name honestly, she WAS in fact a 'dish'...

Hubba hubba!!

The only problem was the fact that Trish was a lesbian..

Not ONLY was she a lesbian, she was the 'head' lesbian..

Back in those days I had a gang of lesbians I used to hang out with... Four of five of them in fact and yep, Trish was the head rug-muncher.. To say she was rather dominate is to put things a bit mildly ... Trish was IN CHARGE!

Anywhoo, we were sitting there that evening, bored out of our skulls, watching TV...

Now, I had always had a 'thing' for Trish, how could I NOT.. She was a tall, strawberry blond Amazon type with EVERYTHING in all the right places and the cutest face you ever saw but for me and MOST important, she had the most delicious size 8 feet and delectable toes you have ever seen..

She seemed to always take perfect care of them and she always had either a lovely shade of red or a french tip on her toes...

Those toes were SO LONG and so delicious looking and she had such a lovely arch and OMG, I just got a hard on THINKING about her FEET!

I'm SO pathetic...

We were munching on some chips and French Onion Dip...

I couldn't help it... Really.. I tried for quite some time that evening but finally...

Well I grabbed one of her feet and just stuck it into the dip, like a chip!

I pulled her foot out and started to lick all that French Onion Dip off her toes...

It happened SO fast, she really didn't have any time to react. In fact, by the time it registered what I was doing, she realized she LIKED IT!!

She offered me her OTHER foot and I dipped IT and went to 'work' on it!!

One after the other, dip and lick, dip and lick until the container was totally cleaned out and so were were feet/toes..

We were both laughing so hard and having such a good time...

It was then I FOUND OUT that Trish was only MOSTLY a lesbian and in fact was REALLY a bisexual..

Turned out my Golfing Buddy LOVED the dick just as much as she loved the pussy!

To this day, I can not look at a container of French Onion Dip without THINKING of Trish and that evening!

Next up, I'll tell you all about the day Trish literally BLEW HERSELF UP!!