A big dick doesn't mean anything if it's attached to a bigger dick. /// well I have more shits and Giggles to share so this blog is a good place to keep track of them too.
A very dirty song about a Bear. song called DONKEY BONG / BY JOE CARTOON . /// Hello darkness my old friend . It sucks to be with you again . Donkey colleen just ain't were its at , nor is the rectum of a Siemess cat . All this ass is making me supper ill it ain't no thrill , I got more to say so stay tuned . /// You know I fucked your mother twice , and everyone knows that ain't nice. It was because I was filling sad you should be thankful I didn't fuck your dad , and if this keeps up you know that I will kill everything insight . /// Now I know that it was wrong of me , to sing a song that's so filthy , but you should try on my shoes . I sware to god you be drinking booze , because the god lord knows that there just ain't a enough Weed to fill that need , so fuck off you Hamster fuckers. end
this one comes from member dgraff. This is a tail of Yukon Pete a man so big no one could handle his meat . He resorted to fucking bears in the woods . Till he came acrossed two whores that thought they could the first when she walked it sounded like thunder . Her name was big ass lix she was from down under they fucked and they fucked till Pete let out a grunt he pulled out his dick and ripped out her cunt the second a blonde from deep down south her name was two saggy tits and she had a big mouth . She sucked and she licked till Pete gave a shot he blew off her head and now she's not squat. So this concludes the story of Yukon Pete and still no one can handle his meat .the end .
Wake up in the morning with hard nips or wood, pre cum or wet cunt & it's all good. Turn on your computer or your phone & fire up showitoff to get off, hot wet cunt & big dicks & all kinds of hot pics. Take off your pants & play with yourself till you edge, cunt pics with no hair or big bush like a hedge. Circumcised dicks or foreskin like ant eaters, a forest of dicks all saying "I dare you to beat us"!
All kinds of people from young men & women, to old folks too & men dressed as women. Not to mention so many nice people, as well as dick heads that think they're so special. We're all here to show it off & have fun, so just shut the fuck up & mind your business if you don't like someone. From close up cock shots to great full body pics, from butt ugly dudes to super hot chicks. We're all here to have fun, be nice everyone, or I'll send you a turd gift because you are one...
There was a young man from Kent
Who's tool was exceedingly bent;
to save himself trouble
he put it in double,
and instead of just cumming, he went /// found this on in the Teddy bear's rock group.
ok I can say shit,piss,cock,asshole,cunt,bitch,and fuck. But I cant say ( p o o , s l e e p ( because it thinks i'm saying ( s h e e p ))}, and other words that don't even come close to a bad word.How make the filter algorithms for this site HODDY DOODY .
THE CANDY BAR JOKE 😄😄😄 One day MR.Goodbar wanted a Bit-of-Honey so he took MS.Hershey behind the Power House on 5th Avenue were he began to fill her Mounds which were Almond Joy.She let out a Snicker as his Big Hunk slid up here Milky Way.The results were a Baby Ruth.
This one comes from Jamie.s page . Jamie's always has something fun in his pants and this one gave me GIGGLES and I had to share them and why not here. HA HA HA
All kinds of people from young men & women, to old folks too & men dressed as women. Not to mention so many nice people, as well as dick heads that think they're so special. We're all here to show it off & have fun, so just shut the fuck up & mind your business if you don't like someone. From close up cock shots to great full body pics, from butt ugly dudes to super hot chicks. We're all here to have fun, be nice everyone, or I'll send you a turd gift because you are one...
Now where's my logie?!
Who's tool was exceedingly bent;
to save himself trouble
he put it in double,
and instead of just cumming, he went /// found this on in the Teddy bear's rock group.
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