Found a cockpump belonging to my roommate when I was loooking for the remote after it had fallen behind the sofa.
It was all greasy and wrapped up in a an old t-shirt and even tho I was grossed out and laughing hard...45 mins later I had my hard cock in it and was digging it until it squished one of my nuts as it got pulkled into the chamber.
Fuckin ouch! Lesson learned!
So I snapped a pic with my phone and the went to the kitchen to sprinkle the inside with red pepper flakes before putting it right back where I found it.