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Started by #89828 [Ignore] 04,Jul,12 11:10
Hey, guys and gals:
That's always been my favorite euphemism for masturbation (I have no idea why, it just makes me grin).
What's yours?
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By MoeJoe [Ignore] 09,Jul,12 15:13 other posts 
Whackin' your wedge...
Slappin' your meat...
Whippin' the wire...
Floggin' your carrot...

To name a few more.


By #64328 09,Jul,12 15:02
I like the word Masturbate. Since the first time that is what my friend called it and before that day I had never heard the word before, To this day I still like that word


By #187578 08,Jul,12 06:58
Beat ur meat wank choke ur chicken etc I got those either ur dick or ur balls or even ur hand is apart of the euphemism but I don't get spank the monkey how does a monkeys ass or even the monkey it self symbolize masturbation please explain


By bella! [Ignore] 06,Jul,12 09:34 other posts 
You've got a date with Rosie Palm......
By #191537 07,Jul,12 18:12
And her 5 lovely daughters.......
By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jul,12 19:03 other posts 
Thank you, I completely forgot about that!


By botanic [Ignore] 06,Jul,12 09:52 other posts 
When I was attached to the Seabees they called it either Beating the 'Skeeter or Chicken Chokin'


By #218130 06,Jul,12 05:13
Yeah!!! Spank the monkey my favorite


By #68656 04,Jul,12 13:26
See how you go spanking this monkey, the record is 690 mph.

Spank the monkey.
addictinggames dot com/funny-games/monkey.jsp
By #218130 04,Jul,12 13:28
lolwill give it a go


By #279137 04,Jul,12 11:17
5 knuckle shuffle. Or cockney running slang - tommy tank.
By #6568 04,Jul,12 11:27
....Not heard that for years!....I had forgotten about it. In fact 'tommy tank' is a WW1 phrase for the first tanks used by the British on the western front,..as in 'Tommy Atkins' + 'tank'.....

Flip flop!
goes Tommy tank,
Christopher Robin
is having a wank!


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