who can tell me how to enlarge my dick?

By #302771 02,Oct,12 20:40

Easy put it in my moutth

By #268067 29,Sep,12 20:24

Don't listen to these fools. What you do is tie a rope to it and then the other to the back of a car. Then you have someone drive off in the car and it will stretch your dick out. Shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone I told ya

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By #304590 29,Sep,12 21:22

Then he will need major replacement surgery with more than just a cock.

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By #268067 30,Sep,12 02:29

Yes then go on the dick transplant register and get them to sow on a 10 inch monster (previously owned)

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By #242452 01,Oct,12 10:16

So THAT'S that they meant when they asked if I wanted to be an organ donor!!

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By #303133 29,Sep,12 08:53

First, find a quiet place with no one else around.

Next, drop your pants to allow access to your dick.

Carefully grasp your dick with either hand and tug gently.

Repeat tugging motion as needed.

If your dick does not enlarge during this process...it is broken. Return it to the manufacturer for refund or replacement.

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By bella! [Ignore] 29,Sep,12 09:41 other posts

Other than your last part about if this doesn't work, your dick may be broken and return it to the manufacturer, that was going to be my advice. I had to say to myself, step back, step away from the keyboard...... We are 2 peas in a sarcastic pod.