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Discussion Forum on Show Your Dick
Started by #303133 [Ignore] 27,Oct,12 23:21
Looking to put together a list of the weirdest forum topics you've seen on SYD.
I'll start it off with: "Ever sniffed your roommate's underwear?"
Dude...that is SO f'ed up.
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By #303133 01,Oct,13 11:58
"Why husbands die sooner than wives?"
By fancyabit [Ignore] 02,Oct,13 23:51 other posts 
Because they want to


By #303133 01,Oct,13 14:58
"Bottle in the ass"
'Cause you should never stick anything smaller than your elbow up your butt-hole.
By bigone21 [Ignore] 02,Oct,13 18:18 other posts 
No, you shouldn't put GLASS up anywhere!


By Ray10754 [Ignore] 01,Oct,13 15:18 other posts 
Veggy sex??? WTF they post and then left! was hoping to hear all about it!


By bigone21 [Ignore] 04,Sep,13 17:16 other posts 
My Cousin-in-Law wants to move in...
Discussion Forum on Show Your Dick
Started by JustWill at 03,Sep,13 18:57 other posts

...should I let her fuck my Unicorn?

It is already quite busy, what with fucking my wife's friends, blowing the neighbors and butt-humping my Mom-in-Law.

I just don't want it to get all shagged out.

When would it have time to pull my magical, flying chariot and give the Goblins pony rides?
By #303133 05,Sep,13 00:33
What's so weird about that?
Are you a unicorn hater?
Would it help if I told you that the unicorn is uncut?
By bigone21 [Ignore] 05,Sep,13 14:07 other posts 
so, you don't cut off the foreskin of your unicorn (why not??), so next YOU decide if the unicorn gets fucked by your cousin-in-law?? what is it with you?? control over the sex-organs or the sex of everything around you??
By #303133 05,Sep,13 14:29
The unicorn can exercise free-will regarding who/what it boinks. I just don't want people to take advantage of its kind-hearted nature.
I take it, from your first statement, that you are in favor of unicorn circumcision. What have you got against mythical foreskin?
By bigone21 [Ignore] 05,Sep,13 16:15 other posts 
you take that wrong! i just wondered what did change your mind on free will, circumcission and all that stuff!

and the free will of the unicorn goes as far as: "...should I let her fuck my Unicorn?"

that's not protecting your unicorn, that's asking permission to have it being raped!


By #303133 04,Sep,13 10:54
MOTHERINLAW
This guy is working his way through his entire imaginary family...
My question: With all of the MIL butt-bangin', neighbor blowin' and cousin-lustin' he has going on, when does he find so much time to post in the forum?
By bella! [Ignore] 04,Sep,13 11:11 other posts 
Close your eyes and imagine this; the neighbor is right up on him butt bangin', he's using his left hand to jerk himself off and with his right hand, he's posting his escapades in the forum. With all that humpin', bangin' and jerkin', it's difficult to be steady enough to type and why there are spelling issues and the use of so many emoticons!

MULTI TASKING, BABY!


By #303133 10,Mar,13 23:02
WRIST WATCH IS SMELLY
Included here not only because it is a fuckin' weird-ass topic, but because the guy started almost half a dozen smelly watch threads before switching over to jizz saving.
By bella! [Ignore] 10,Mar,13 23:13 other posts 
Yes, the member is a DAMN WEIRDO!


By #23212 21,Nov,12 02:22
'Do straight men get turned on?'

[Hmmm, I wonder how Earth got so populated.]


By #303133 06,Nov,12 12:55
New addition: MY DICK BOUNCES
If it starts to dribble, you better see a doctor...
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Nov,12 13:12 other posts 
I saw that post too! If your dick bounces, consider wearing briefs and perhaps that will solve the "problem"?
By #218130 06,Nov,12 13:21⤴
Mine can also bounce, it jumps up and down. It even shrinks and expands. Like a tortoise, in and out. What a magnificent little creature
By #313314 20,Nov,12 16:44
Ever thought of asking Billy Mays to do an infomercial for the ever incredible bouncing penis? I'm sure some suckers, I mean ppl out there will snap that up real quick.
By Ray10754 [Ignore] 20,Nov,12 19:53 other posts 
Im sure your right but didnt BILLY MAYS pass away 2 years ago??
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Nov,12 20:22 other posts 
Damn Ray! Men can be so gullible when it comes to their dick!
By #313314 20,Nov,12 20:25⤴
He did? Now how am I supposed to get my oxyclean on?
By Ray10754 [Ignore] 20,Nov,12 20:46 other posts 
lol


By #315721 29,Oct,12 10:45
Well f'ed up or not i actualy did snif my roommate's underwear....
By #313314 20,Nov,12 16:46
I hope there was a nice dingle berry left behind for you.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Nov,12 17:30 other posts 
Oh, you did not just wish a dingle berry upon someone?!


By bella! [Ignore] 30,Oct,12 10:53 other posts 
JustWill, have I told you lately that I find you to be the most interesting and engaging weirdo here. Thanks for being you.
By #303133 30,Oct,12 12:49
Wow! Out of all the damn weirdos on this site, you picked me! Thanks, bella!, you make me blush.
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Nov,12 15:24 other posts 
Yeah, can you imagine? Almost 49,000 members and you are the most bestest weirdo of all!? It amazes me that I was able to narrow it down to just you, JustWill!
By #164428 06,Nov,12 14:12⤴
Here, here! You always make me smile, JustWill! I hereby crown you King Of All SYD Weirdos!
By #303133 06,Nov,12 14:44
Hooray! I am SYD Royalty! (I promise to only use my power for good.)
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Nov,12 15:03 other posts 
Oh don't go waving your royal scepter, you damn weirdo! Should I have addressed you as Sir or Your Royal Highness? Please kind sir, don't tattle on me to admin as I do not want to be tossed into the Black Forrest or where the other non conforming members are banished to...
By #303133 06,Nov,12 15:13
Your Majesty will do quite well, thank you very much. And, my royal scepter doesn't "wave"...it BOUNCES!
By bella! [Ignore] 06,Nov,12 15:21 other posts 
BOUNCES? I shoulda known!


By #306649 03,Nov,12 05:45
I love to lock myself in my room an pull on my penis wile wa
By #303133 03,Nov,12 10:32
How...very...NICE for you. (Dammit, plainsilly, I thought you were supposed to be watching the door!)
By bella! [Ignore] 03,Nov,12 16:13 other posts 
JustWill, this is one of "ours". Fourinch claims to be an American however I am not sure what region Fourinch is from, definitely not familiar with his style of writing. Don't place blame on PlainSilly, I'm sure he will preside as Sergeant at Arms in the UK!


By CreativeOne [Ignore] 28,Oct,12 01:17 other posts 
You are so right "JustWill" ... there really are some really "Weird" topics on the "DF" and I'm sure there are so many others in the archives here that are really out there and are probably burried somewhere deep in the 144 pages (so far) !
So , it will be really fun to see what surfaces here on your thread ... and just to add , "Great topic" for the Discussion Forum "JustWill" ... Kudos to you my friend !!!
By #303133 30,Oct,12 18:33
Thanks!
By CreativeOne [Ignore] 31,Oct,12 01:37 other posts 
You are so very welcome my friend !!!


By bella! [Ignore] 28,Oct,12 02:26 other posts 
Not sure if it was a topic or just a suggestion made within a topic by a wonky weirdo......as I recall, there was some talk about shoving a toaster, yes, TOASTER up your butt. So wrong........ My mind is racing with wild thoughts and crazy images and I have to work in less than 7 hours. I have got to relax and fall asleep...... Goodnight all.......
By #218130 28,Oct,12 10:31
Sweet dreams


By bella! [Ignore] 27,Oct,12 23:55 other posts 
Would you fuck a penguin
Would you fuck a Penguin, Part Two
By #291618 28,Oct,12 01:07
is that true? theres a guy asking if you could fuck a penguin?
By bella! [Ignore] 28,Oct,12 01:13 other posts 
Yes, it is true! The poster now [deleted member] never specified whether the penguin was male or female. The thought of fucking a penguin is utterly absurd, unless the penguin is well endowed like JustWill's avatar!


By #303133 27,Oct,12 23:30
I spoke too soon.
I would like to change my answer to: "ping pong balls in my ass".
(Some of us tend to over-share!)
By bella! [Ignore] 27,Oct,12 23:53 other posts 
No fair! The ping pong balls up my ass poster had just dealt with a member stealing one of his images. Just sayin I wouldn't be in my right mind either....


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