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The "Pregnant Girlfriend" thread...

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Started by #303133 [Ignore] 01,Nov,12 14:15
For anyone who might be curious, the original post read: "I am still having sex with my GF who is 4 months pregnant Why do people find this distasteful?"
Before the silly little fellow blacklisted me for having some fun with him, he asked that the thread be deleted. I hope that it is NOT, because I still have so many unanswered questions!
1. Who is this "raving" lady he speaks of?
2. What "bad name" is she trying to give him? (Perhaps it is GAVIN...a truly wretched name, if you ask me.)
3. Do ALL the people in England h ate commas?
4. What does Skippy have against Pie?
5. Who, exactly, are the people who find pregnant sex distasteful?
6. Where the hell did I put my damn TV remote?
If any of you find out the answers to these questions, would you please let me know? I am worried that not knowing will keep me up at night...

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By #11431 01,Nov,12 17:25
your remote is in the fridge .. I just saw it there
By #297360 01,Nov,12 17:34
dont be so ridiculous, it has clearly fallen down the side of one of the cushions on the sofa!!
By bella! [Ignore] 01,Nov,12 17:52 other posts 
Duhhhh....... check the va-jay-jay of YoungCouple. dreamer said something about the remote in that thread. Maybe he saw it when he stuck his face in her hoohah. Thanks dreamer! .
By #218130 01,Nov,12 17:58
Indeed, I saw a remote and a toaster, I think
By #11431 01,Nov,12 20:16
well you must have put it there , I didnt !
By #297360 01,Nov,12 20:29
Well it wasn't me who moved it, and i believe you did not move it.

The only explanation is that magic gnomes have stolen his remote!...interesting
By #11431 02,Nov,12 06:17
you ALWAYS say it wasnt you that moved it .. magic gnomes my fanny !
By #297360 02,Nov,12 08:18
Are you trying to tell me that in an elaborate attempt to frame me as the remote thief you released a horde of magic gnomes from your fanny to steal his remote?!
By #11431 05,Nov,12 06:13
in short .. yes.
By #297360 05,Nov,12 13:24
you scoundrel!
By #11431 05,Nov,12 13:41
you got me there ... but look I am having a night in tonight so pleeeze tell me where you hid the remote !!!!
By #297360 05,Nov,12 13:45
I think this is a matter better dealt with in person
By #11431 05,Nov,12 15:05
well if we did meet I would have to spank you for losing it !
By #297360 05,Nov,12 15:07
If you do i will have to return the favor and spank the magic gnomes right out of you ..
By #11431 06,Nov,12 10:21
I have to say I have had a few gnome size dicks in me , but whether you could say they were magic, I am not sure !
By #297360 06,Nov,12 15:30
**** to tell you this neller but I don't think those where gnomes :s
By #11431 06,Nov,12 17:24
no ? Oh heck .. what could they have been ????
By #297360 06,Nov,12 17:29
I think they might have bean Smurfs climbing inside without invitation.
By #11431 07,Nov,12 03:05
I am sure I would have noticed .. my fanny isnt THAT big !
By #297360 07,Nov,12 05:06
You will be surprised by what can get insider there with out you noticing
By #11431 07,Nov,12 06:03
yes , its happened .. but mainly when I have been drunk !
By #297360 07,Nov,12 06:07
Hmmm,,,want to meet up for drinks
By #11431 07,Nov,12 06:48
good one ! I am a teat totaller these days !
By #297360 07,Nov,12 15:41
Would you like to meet up, I will have a bear and you can have a diet coke with roofies
By #11431 08,Nov,12 03:51
now you got me !
By #297360 08,Nov,12 05:00
fantastic the perfect date
By #303133 08,Nov,12 12:57
Oh, for gawd's sake...would you two just get a room already!? You have gone completely off topic, and I STILL can't find my damn remote! If you are not going to be part of the solution...
By #297360 08,Nov,12 15:52
I thought we had already established that the gnomes from neller's va-jay-jay had hidden your remote behind the cushions on your sofa...
By #303133 08,Nov,12 15:53
Oh. Carry on, then.
Crap! Now I seem to have misplaced my clitoris...
By #297360 08,Nov,12 16:39
Oh fear :s
By #303133 08,Nov,12 22:08
I just want to see how much smaller we can make these boxes become!
By #297360 09,Nov,12 05:31
my thoughts exactly exactly
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:30 other posts 
Do really like the new way that messages are displayed?
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:31 other posts 
Cuz I don't!!!!!!
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:32 other posts 
admin, put it back to the way it was.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:33 other posts 
Back in the olden days, life was less complicated....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:34 other posts 
And so much easier....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:34 other posts 
And the boxes weren't confining.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:35 other posts 
The boxes are squeezing my thoughts.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:36 other posts 
My brain feels squishy......
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:36 other posts 
Yeah, you heard me, SQUISHY!
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:37 other posts 
We tried it leon's way.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:38 other posts 
But he's gone.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:38 other posts 
Remember him?
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:39 other posts 
Yes, admin, I'm talking with you.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:39 other posts 
Respectfully I might add.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:40 other posts 
leonkenyon suggested this.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:41 other posts 
You liked his idea.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:41 other posts 
But you didn't like him.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:42 other posts 
I thought I could tutor him on site etiquette....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:43 other posts 
But BOOM! He was gone.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:44 other posts 
Apparently, you did not like him.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:44 other posts 
Gone, yes gone....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:45 other posts 
With just one press with your mighty finger he ceased to be
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:46 other posts 
And order was restored
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:47 other posts 
Please admin.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:47 other posts 
I promise not to whine...
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:48 other posts 
Maybe a little.....
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:49 other posts 
I had to say that as I do not like to renege on promises i make
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:49 other posts 
I will buy points to do nice things.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:50 other posts 
And i will send gifts to you too.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:52 other posts 
Another thing admin, can you intervene and tweak the system just a bit
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:53 other posts 
And change the member rating of a really nice guy?
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:56 other posts 
His name is daffu.
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:56 other posts 
He's really nice
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 07:57 other posts 
And obviously really misunderstood. Just give him a blue face and I will be happy. AMEN.
By #303133 09,Nov,12 10:19
I don't know what you are seeing, but the "reply" button just seems to disappear from the bottom right-hand corner. Sad. I wanted to see the boxes get so small that all the words were typed on top of each other...
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 10:22 other posts 
It was just a test and you are right, you can't see the reply button.
By #303133 09,Nov,12 12:05
Your point about restoring the forum posting back to the old way was a good one, bella. I hope that Admin takes notice and undoes what that leon person requested...
By #297360 09,Nov,12 15:25
I like the most recent comment comes first system
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 15:57 other posts 
PlainSilly!
By #297360 09,Nov,12 16:35
i'm being serious...
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 16:39 other posts 
This looks like a corn maze, I'm lost and can't get out. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......... Make it stop!
By #297360 09,Nov,12 16:46
Its like a corn maze but without the corn and with the ability to navigate easily ...
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 16:50 other posts 
Spank you very much!
By #297360 09,Nov,12 16:55
i don't think that's appropriate
By bella! [Ignore] 09,Nov,12 16:56 other posts 


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