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Started by #272281 [Ignore] 20,Jan,13 15:55
Where or what is the craziest thing or place you have put your cock in to get off on or gratification. Women what is the weirdest object you have used to insert into your pussy
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By #485312 05,Mar,15 08:25
Egg plants make great pussy stuffers, l like to make long thin ice cubes and stuff them up my arse on a hot day...used everything from hair brush handles, deodorant cans, stress balls, tennis balls, marbles, chains, batons, bat handles, .... if it fits in my pussy and doesn't have sharp edges, l'd try it *lix*
By #232212 09,Jul,15 06:17
I'll send you some egg plants then, falling off the ground here, shame to see them go to waste
By #23212 10,Jul,15 00:19
Aha! I knew it! We in the Northern Hemisphere have stuff falling ON the ground, so it makes sense that in 'the bottom' of the World you have things falling 'OFF' the ground.
By #121361 15,Nov,15 13:55⤴
Golfballsdildo selfmade [deleted image]
By #485312 18,Nov,15 06:59
mmm how many balls long is it? and what holds it together? looks like a good anal tool that one if it has a bit of bend in it *lix*
By #121361 18,Nov,15 07:55
3 Balls buillt with a Metalscrew, but 4 or 5 Balls are not a Problem.


By #478926 01,Jan,15 20:11
I have used a hot dog in a condom and I used a zucchini that was very very successful.
By #472683 01,Jan,15 20:57
I've done carrots and bananas (with peel) in condoms!
By t-rex [Ignore] 01,Jan,15 22:42 other posts 
I would love to see that
By #472683 02,Jan,15 00:50
By t-rex [Ignore] 08,Feb,15 04:06 other posts 
I always look to see women picking cucumbers in the store, you know what some of them are thinking
By #121361 15,Nov,15 13:52⤴
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By t-rex [Ignore] 01,Jan,15 22:43 other posts  ⤴
Some zucchinis are very big
By #285354 02,Jan,15 12:59⤴
I've used a zucchini...
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...but a large cucumber is much better. It is smooth and juicy.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,Jan,15 16:16 other posts 
Heating up the cucumber for a few seconds in the microwave makes the experience better !
By #121361 15,Nov,15 07:15⤴
Top Tool !
By t-rex [Ignore] 08,Feb,15 04:03 other posts  ⤴
I would love to see that with the zuchinni


By #121361 15,Nov,15 07:16
[deleted image]New Toy !!!


By #143536 22,Jul,15 11:31
When I was much younger ( and smaller) I had this piggy bank that was shaped like a school bus with the hole in the back. I used to lube up with Vaseline and fuck it silly. This was before I started cumming. I think I still have that bank around
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Jul,15 13:47 other posts 
Oh, the stories that bank could tell, if only it could talk!
By #143536 23,Jul,15 11:35
Many many stories it would share. Sad ending though. It was thrown to the floor never to be picked up or touched in an intimate way again once I discovered my dick no longer fit in the hole.


By #460385 09,Jul,15 14:32
Pop Rocks and Coke Cola Works great in a man's ass as well. You all should try it. Get it way down deep in your hole. Oh, and take lots of pics
By #23212 11,Jul,15 04:48
But I thought that you 'Southerners' preferred Pepsi?

Oh wait, you mean that you don't actually drink the Coca-Cola
afterwards?
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Jul,15 13:57 other posts  ⤴
To countryboy54, have you tried this or witnessed anyone who has? I can't imagine the damage Pop Rocks would do, popping all around.


I heard that Diet Coke and Mentos are the new explosion. And just think of the great minty freshness that one's butt would experience after that episode!


By lh015 [Ignore] 02,Mar,15 18:32 other posts 
I have used banana peels to jerk off. They have a natural lubricant.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 09,Jul,15 06:06 other posts 
sounds like a good idea. i'll try it next.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 02,Jul,15 08:30 other posts 
I'm gonna put my cock into a wet pussy for a change, how about that?


By #11431 05,Mar,15 11:05
an aluminium cigar tube when I was 16 !


By Mrfrisky [Ignore] 02,Mar,15 22:33 other posts 
Once had a GF jerk me off into a cream sauce. She served it over pasta to her roommates. They all ate it and no one said anything. I think of that every time I have pasta, and I get a little hard.


By knewbi [Ignore] 02,Mar,15 18:19 other posts 
Had a girl use a cored out Mellon once. After I came in it she sliced the Mellon open and ate it. Thatmwws pretty fucking hot.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Feb,15 07:43 other posts 
Be carefulL: only registered users can see external links


By #159671 08,Feb,15 01:54
You can spice up a nice Italian hoagie with a little jiz sauce in it before eating. Just don't order extra meat, put it in yourself!


By #64328 07,Feb,15 19:54
A friend and I fuck a cantalope once. His parents left us alone for the weekend and two horny boys can always think of something to do if nobody is around to catch you


By boc [Ignore] 06,Jan,15 01:44 other posts 
Hollowed an apple out in the center wide enough to insert my erection. When it got really hard it broke the apple,


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