In the open in a nudist club as a very attractive and naked young lady walked past.

When I was a young man and speedo's were in style the worst place to get a hard on was at the pool. No matter what I did it had a tendency to pop out of my suit one way or another. Since there was no place to go but in the water that's where we stayed. The girls in our HS had a lot of fun trying to gut us hard and they were fairly successful...at least with me.

Not a problem now I'm older, but I still cringe at the memory of hoding my school pack in front of me leaving a high school lesson at the end of a period with one of those obvious hard teen cocks that would not go down...

I would have to think the most awkward place to get an erection would be prison!

As a regular visitor of massage palors I usually don't loose my erections until the drive home in the car. One evening when passing out through recption of my local estabilishment, the lady at the desk asked if I had enjoyed my visit and was I satisfied with the service, I replied yes, and her comment was maybe I should check in again so my erection can be taken care of. It was a bit embarassing. But she did offer free admission, just pay the lady.

I got a full on boner in frony of a nurse doing a sports phyisical in shool. There was nothing i could do to stop it. She was really cool about it and said it happens more than i could imagine. I was luxky i didnt shoot a load right there. I was so hard i was afraid i was going to cum

when youre the gyno checking out a pussy *lix*

I got one once at the Drs Office while he was examining me. I was being checked for some abdominal pain I was having and was naked under one of those gowns. I wasn't sure if I needed to be or not but I just got completely undressed anyway. I really didn't think about it until I had to lay back and open the gown completely exposing myself to him. Wasn't a big deal but he was taking his time massaging and pressing on me and just the feeling of being exposed too long gave me an erection. It was really awkward but I didn't move or say anything and he was professional and ignored it. Probably my most awkward time haha

On a nudist beach in Fuertaventura,my girlfreind kept teasing me while we were sunbathing naked,she ran off with the towels leaving me with nothing to hide myself with.

In a locker room

Naked in a locker room

Giving the benediction in bible study.

Not so strange, not anything abnormal!! Erections are like, contagious, and when one guy, in the shower gets one, others do, too!! It's not that they are liking it, or wanting to do anything, so what is the big deal?? Guys get hard, sometimes!! Don't make too much of it!!

Sitting on Santa's lap.

Oh. Years-decedes ago. In school. Just siting in the xhair during a boring lessons and just happens.
Awkard because it hapened 2-3 times and 2-3 classmates + a teacher noticed.
But nothing good or bad happened.

The most awkward place that I ever got an erection was when I was around 12-13. It was during summer vacation and my family and I had gone to our ranch for the summer and a friend of mine and his mom went with us. There's a good sized creek that runs through the property and at one point it forms a pretty big natural pool. We would always go swimming there. Anyway we were all there swimming and enjoying the day. It was me, my mom, one of my aunts, my s.ister, my friend and his mom. Sometime while we were down there someone came up with the idea of just skinny dipping so we all ended up stripping down. Of course me being a young boy with raging hormones seeing naked women in person like that I pretty much instantly had wood. At least I wasn't alone on that one, my buddy was rock hard too. It was definitely embarrassing when it was time to go and we had to get out of the water. At least no one made a big deal about it.

On a business trip with my woman colleague. In the hotel we usually stayed at was a pool so we took our swimmies. I'd fancied my colleague before but seeing her first time in her swimsuit gave me a hard up stiffie. When I climbed out of the pool my wet swim shorts clung to my sex kit and showed her the outline of my erect shaft. I know she noticed but apart from a grin she said nothing.

giving out communion,

I used to get the usual totally random hardons at about 14 so I had quite a few dreaded and really embarrassing times of having to get up to change classrooms with an obvious very hard boner.

i went swimming once and got a full on boner in my swim trunks. worst part was i had to get out of the pool and i couldnt get it to go down in time. i had to walk a ways soaking wet with my boner sticking staight out in my trunks. there was other people all around including friends and family, not sure if anyone noticed im sure someone must have. i kept my head down n just walked fast as i could to my towel n covered up

Been waxed about 12 times, popped a boner on half the occasions, the waxed didn't say much except it it normal.
I have had IPL and boned up when the lady handled my penis shaft. I love being hard in front of women!

Antonelli Institute of Art, it was in York Pa. at that time.I was 17 and had a live nude model drawing class,back then I got hard at the sight of cleavage.

I can remember another time when I was maybe 16 or 17. At the time I took martial arts at one of the local YMCA's(there are 3 within 30min of my house) and after a hard workout I wanted to shower before I left. As I am getting undressed I feel that familiar feel down below, no one was in the small locker room so I just let it be. As I get in the shower another man must of came out of a bathroom stall cause I thought I was alone, and joined me. I don't think he could help but stare, almost as if he was shocked to see my hard-on lol. I bet I turned 3 shades of red. I didn't even finish showering, made myself wet and made a b-line to my towel and clothes.

I was shopping with my ex. And went into an orion shop, she tried dessous on, I made random people laugh. Usually I played unicorn with a dildo on my head
And after a while she wanted me to put some sexy panties on. It just would be fare; one for me, and circa 10000000000 for her. So I put it on but it was a weird one. It did fit me on my hip but it almost strangled my balls. She said thats 'totally normal'. But for her is a burning alien ship falling from thesky 'totally normal' so she was looking for an employe. After a few minutes she was back and brought probably the only guy who works in the entire orion-shops with her. He looked at it, looked at me, looked down. Said; hmmm thats not normally. Could you please turn around?
She left the room for whatever reason. And as soon as I was alone I became a huge boner! I have no damn idea why but he just smiled and left the changing room. Later I got a free pair of those sexy guy panties.....

anyone else, I enjoy hearing the stories

I used to work as a lifeguard and we were required to wear these tight fitting lycra type bathing suits. Even if I just got a semi hard on, it left nothing to the imagination. When in the chair I usually kept a towel nearby but one day I forgot and I just happen to be working with a female guard. As I sat in the chair next to her, my cock began to grow and was literally pulsing against the tight swim trunks. She immediately noticed and merely said I hope we don't have to save someone.

These are great and interesting stories, like to hear more!

On the bus going to work

Church!

I remember getting a pretty visible erection in my shorts whilst sitting next to my best mates grandmother once - at least she found it amusing!

And the more obvious at school.I'd just been running around the track and typically finished last so the whole class sarcastically applauded my finish whilst simultaneously giggling at the bulge in my gym shorts which most inconveniently were a year old and a size too small. So embarrassed at the time but I certainly wasn't the only lad in that class that had poorly timed spontaneous erections.

Mine was also a continuous thing in 8th grade. It seemed that every class, just before the bell rang to change classes, my mind would wander and I would end up hard. Spent most of that year walking the halls with my books strategically placed in front of my crotch.