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Started by #404042 [Ignore] 04,Aug,13 02:31
...just dying to suck a MASSIVE, FAT, VEINY COCK!? Holy shit guys, I have fucked about 250 women already, and I have never touched a man, but god damn I am DYING to suck some massive DICK! Fuck!

I don't care for guys bodies, guys asses, or any gay shit like that. But fuck if I don't want to suck about 30 dicks right now! I'd love to taste all these dudes cum, too! Fuck yes!

Any other STRAIGHT guys feel the way I do? God damn!
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By #652988 19,Dec,21 10:42
I would and I would like to suck his to


By #445126 06,Jun,15 08:18
Yah, dude. You sound totally straight.
By JustWill [Ignore] 06,Jun,15 09:08 other posts 
I am sad that he is gone. Now I can't ask if all 30 of the dicks have to be MASSIVE, FAT and VEINY. Would he accept wieners that met only two of the three requirements?

Also: How can you doubt his straightness? He has "fucked about 250 women already". How many more must he claim to have fucked before you will believe that he,"DYING to suck some massive DICK!" aside, isn't down with any of that "gay shit"?
By niceonebighead [Ignore] 24,Jul,17 14:25 other posts 
im a size guy im straight no kissin butt fuckin nut suckin like ngeice cock im picky sorry butim not age orlooks picky like most gays
By 2nice [Ignore] 24,Jul,17 19:01 other posts 
Huh?
By bella! [Ignore] 24,Jul,17 19:50 other posts 
What part don't you understand?
By JustWill [Ignore] 25,Jul,17 10:39 other posts 
Which part DO you understand?
By #551147 31,May,19 14:33
ROFL Agreed! 😆🤣😂
By #588373 31,May,19 01:49⤴
The real question is this: is he qualified to suck a cock he describes? I suck a man who has 9x 6 3/4 " white veiny uc cock and cums a heavy load. He told me most guys bite, nibble, whine and when he wants to push his dick down their throat, he said, it's like hitting a brick wall with his sensitive cock. He tells me I should get paid( that's funny, me charge to serve axman? Never, it's my duty).Oh yeah that man is a grab your face fucker from zwuare 1 and he don't want to wait to slam his dick down my throat from the minute I open my mouth around his cock until he shlots his load deep into my throat. First time and like I said, who cares about what your cock supposedly lacks, he is not qualified is the main point.
Every man deserves to be treated like a king if you drop to your knees in front of him. And a cocksucker would never do anything to hurt a man's cock; that's exactly what he would do. Every man needs a little head my suggestion is keep his fantasies but practice on an average cock first like maybe 5 1/2×4.5"?
By JustWill [Ignore] 31,May,19 06:35 other posts 
Nope, that's not the real question at all.
By #588373 02,Jun,19 02:18
I will agree a straight man will not suck cock, nor allow a man to fuck them. There's no doubt about that. But str8 men fuck all kinds of holes and none of them say a thing about their preference, not one because unless a man is turned on by plastic dolls, melons, their own hands, toilet rolls and who knows what eese many men will stick their dick in to cum, it's nothing more than that. That's why some str8 men let some ugly real old women blow them, do u think they turn em on? No, is the answer. Just a hole to cum in, better than his hand or any of the other objects mentioned. That is why there are so many straight men, go to an ABS stick there cock in the hole, cum, zip up and go back to work during lunch breaks. Do you think they believe a woman has her mouth in front of the hole? Think again, they don't care. They myth is , oh a guy has to worry about getting his dick bit off, oh really? There isn't a gay cocksucker alive who would pull a Loreena Bobbitt, why? They're not in love, they just want cock in their throat and lotsa cum.
The other myth is oh you could get HIV, I've sucked cocks for years and never had an STD or HIV. In fact my doctor told me itls a very low chance for me so for a man on the other side of the hole it's about 0. The only men who have to be concerned is the ones who know they are very thick and possibly long. And if they even get teeth brushing v. their cock, they need to go to nother hole, find a cocksucker that can handle the biggest jobs. And thats not about attraction, it's about blasting a load. Period!
By JustWill [Ignore] 03,Jun,19 10:46 other posts 
Nope. That's STILL not the real question.


By #550841 17,Apr,18 19:49
Yep. After a female wank conversation.


By #554957 17,Apr,18 19:28
i`ve had my 9-inch cock sucked by many men. it`s wonderful. the great thing is,these guys are everywhere! love to find some playmates here...


By #435701 31,Jul,17 13:57
For Christ's sake!! There are NO straight guys on the face of the Planet! Just guys that lie to themselves...


By stroker11 [Ignore] 29,Jul,17 07:22 other posts 
We're all straight here....straight dick, straight cunt, its all good! What's your pleasure...worship the humanity.....its all good.


By #538650 24,Jul,17 15:28
Nope... straight guys don't suck cock


By #460385 06,Jun,15 05:57
Nope. That's what makes me straight.


By #407908 06,Aug,13 02:38
Straight here. I'd venture as far as "bi-comfortable" - meaning I'm cool with MM contact if there's a woman who's the focus of attention. I'm not inclined to go down on another man though.


By #402670 04,Aug,13 23:16
Yes I feel the same way


By #316255 04,Aug,13 02:35
I'm buying a ticket to watch.
By #404042 04,Aug,13 02:43
ok that will be eleventy billion dollars
By #316255 04,Aug,13 02:52
Can you make change for fifteenty kajillion dollars?
By #328554 04,Aug,13 02:59
I'm not sure if this is a spectator sport or participation sport, but eleventy billion seems quite steep.
By #316255 04,Aug,13 03:08
I don't know... eleventy billion is a bargain, at half the price
By #328554 04,Aug,13 03:13
Hmm okay, eleventy billion with the stipulation that I get a refund if he's (a) crap at sucking and (b) gives up before the full 30
By #316255 04,Aug,13 03:25
I tend to think that's a good deal. John, what do you say to that? We'll require full refunds if you fall foul of the full 30 cock requirement? Deal? Full refunds, mind. None of this namby pamby store credit BS.
By #404042 04,Aug,13 03:31
nope, eleventy billion dollars up front with no refunds
By #328554 04,Aug,13 03:48
Hmmm may still work, but Emm and I will need to see you 'in training' before we commit the cash.
By #316255 04,Aug,13 05:00
I'll be his coach and personal masseuse.
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And I want my fees up front.
By #328554 04,Aug,13 05:30
I'll offer myself as 'stand-in cock' for the training, again fees up front and no funny business.
By #23212 04,Aug,13 18:54
Now that, 'jjb' has seemingly "given up", I would like to volunteer as 'the fluffer', and then Emm can continue 'testing' you, as I'm certain yours meets her "standards".


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