Absolutely no disrespect meant here but I've heard duct tape works well. Hopefully ya'll will realize the humor here and know i'm joking! It was told to me and ever since i've been trying it I havn't found a lady that would stop laughing long enough for me to give it a test run with her.
This shit keeps bending in the middle but actually it seems to improve the situation so it may be good advice after all!
I will stay in touch as to how this all proves out. I have found a lady that is more than willing to give it a go but we are waiting for the two ends to cooperate now that the middle seems to be ready. Have a great day!