I disagree. My hypothesis is that ritual braiding of your friends pubes whilst sitting in a circle will help one become spiritually enlightened and stopworld wide hunger.
Well I think there is really only one way to test this so called pube braiding hypothesis of yours, I will let my pubes grow out and then I will allow you to braid them for me, I know, I know, how brave this is of me to permit this, but for the sake of proving a point, right or wrong I will do it for all man or woman kind. Where should be meet for this braiding Ms Evil?
Go into you closet, spin six times counter clockwise whilst repeating the lyics to Lady Gagas poker face, then jump up and down six times, then spin six more times clockwise, and click your heals together and say Marco polo. This will open then portal to Narnia. Take the 1st left to Colfax then a right at Main, then another left to the eye of Sauron. Ill see you there.
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hell yeah, braid some mint and lavender in it and go jumping through the fire naked, and as the herbs and pubes roast a bit, the fragrant aroma gets released, and who needs a crotch deodorant after that?
One of my friends, can't remember if it was desert OR dessert OR noname but one of those wonderful guys told me ESL meant English Second Language. Ya think you have everything sorted, then along comes -drifter- and he says ESL means Extremely Slow Learner. WTF! ( Well That's Funny )
What about adding colorful beads? Visually, the beads might be quite attractive and I can only imagine what they might feel like wigglin' and gigglin' against my hoo-hah.
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