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Started by #427539 [Ignore] 04,Sep,13 15:06
Does anyone ever been abducted by aliens and had sex with them? Was pleasurable!? Are alians straight or gays!? Or bi? I allways wonder abouth this.
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By #358797 05,Sep,13 04:41
Sounds like a question for that guy off Ancient Aliens...
By #427539 05,Sep,13 19:45
Alies must fuck too or else how would they reproduce? I think they were only precticing fucking with me. , the whole space ship cru took turns. Lasted for few days i think i was gonna a week
By #358797 05,Sep,13 20:58
Maybe they're like frogs and reproduce asexually. Not every creature has to fuck to procreate, you know. And as far as being abducted and fucked by the whole crew of a spaceship.... are you sure you weren't just drunk at the local fair??
By botanic [Ignore] 07,Dec,13 18:40 other posts 
frogs do NOT reproduce asexually , fertilisation is external as it is with fish , but it is assuredly not asexual.


By Sickboy [Ignore] 04,Sep,13 16:38 other posts 
I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York I'm an alien I'm a legal alien I'm an Englishman in New York
By #316255 04,Sep,13 17:23
And this is the type I meant but I knew it would register with the smeghead OP.
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Oops, my apologies to all the regular smegheads on board.
By Sickboy [Ignore] 05,Sep,13 18:21 other posts 
You calling me a smeghead??? ....or am I reading it wrong??


By botanic [Ignore] 05,Sep,13 05:56 other posts 
Yes well , most of my girlfriends and my first wife turned out to be aliens !


By #311947 05,Sep,13 05:54
Aliens are asexual


By slipper [Ignore] 05,Sep,13 02:07 other posts 


By bella! [Ignore] 04,Sep,13 16:22 other posts 
Where I live, Border Patrol is more prominent and visible than the local police. They protect our border from drugs and **** aliens from entering Michigan. I just love a Canadian accent, eh!


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 04,Sep,13 15:57 other posts 
What drivel.


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