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Started by #409634 [Ignore] 07,Oct,13 18:44
In honor of the funnest, and most horror filled month of the year, post the most disturbing thing you can think of, and no Miley Cyrus singing acoustic Slayer songs while she spreads her walrus slime on a tree branch doesn't count.

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By #201583 08,Oct,13 19:02
Setting: everyone from SYD is at a nude meet and greet in a large banquet hall. Everyone is seated and enjoying their main course.


When ----- stands up with his ass cheeks squeezed tight and waddles towards the restrooms and slips on a vegetable that was shot from-------'s ass. Before ----- hits the floor, a fowl smelling brown foamy substance jettisoned from their ass. A solid piece lands onto -----'s plate, and ------ is covered with the warm substance. Before anyone can run it becomes a barf fest, evey inch of the floor becomes drenched in v-o-mi-t. When ------- heard a ruckus, he immediately fled the kitchen with the toaster still inserted into his anal cavity. However, he slipped and fell and started to slide. The extension cord that the toaster was plugged into became submerged, the breaker didn't pop and he was electrocuted to death.
By #409634 08,Oct,13 22:53
Lol Did they at least have time to sniff their wrist watch or fuck the mother in law?
By #201583 08,Oct,13 23:08
No, but to ease everyone's conscience, the penguin found sanctuary atop a table. The group standing in the corner passing around the toilet paper roll got it the worst. The Mother in law couldn't make it, but the S-i-s'es nipples lit up like light bulbs before exploding. Thank God it happened when it did, the poor souls were going to toast with thawed spunk that was preserved in someone's freezer for such a momentous occasion.


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