So I'm talking to this girl and she tells me that my cum tastes "salty" or "gross" so she obviously spits. Now she says that I have to be full out vegetarian to get it to taste better so she'll swallow it.
I don't want to go full out and not eat meat... is there anything I could do/eat to help the flavor?
Here's a winner recepie...pinneapple for sweetness, soy lecitin to increase volime, and zing to increase thickness. I've tried it, and it really works. just include those on your diet for a month or so and you'll see.
Try vegemite, and spam. Lol j/k I hear fresh fruit is good for a better taste. Try pineapple and melons.
BTW, you probally need to drink more water dude, sperm is naturally salty, but not that salty.
Yeah I do drink a ton of a water every day, I do believe it is my shitty diet though. I'm all up for eating better I just won't ever shed the turkey, steak and hamburger though.
I sniff nail polish. I do have a set of Mr Sketches. I like the blue one. But I'm always tempted to lick the damn thing. Maybe my ex had that problem with sharpies. He did have a drawer full of industrial size ones.
Ever have a good sniffin time, and then wonder why your co-workers are looking at your nose oddly all day? I was all happy with my new mr sketch markers the other day, but a little to happy. Later after I got all my weird looks, I looked in the mirror to see a bunch of different colored marks on my nose. Lol The blue, green, and red are my faves. The brown and pink ones smell like busted copier mixed with stinky boot and ass.
Can't say I have. I will admit that when I was younger I decorated my face with them and ended up looking like Mimi off the Drew Carrey show.
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And yeah, I got the brown one out. Definitely stinks. Brown is an ugly color, so I rarely use it, smells like straight up booty crack. Mr. Stench can go back to his box and remain unused. Ew.
Well, it certainly wasn't exploring the depths of my bunghole. Maybe some sick bastard at the factory had himself a little fun with it. I should write them and complain.
Different foods are believed to alter ejaculate with different tastes; finding the one that pleases your wife's palate may involve some trial and error. Kiwi, watermelon and celery are all said to lighten the taste of semen, whereas coffee and beer are believed to heighten its bitterness. Dairy products are also frowned upon, as their high bacterial putrefaction levels can produce foul tastes.
Your wife may notice a change for the better if you incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet — plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary. If your lady has an affinity for heavier flavors, alkaline-based foods like fish and meat are said to make for a buttery taste.
BTW, you probally need to drink more water dude, sperm is naturally salty, but not that salty.
and blue, black, and purple are my favorite. Lol.
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And yeah, I got the brown one out. Definitely stinks. Brown is an ugly color, so I rarely use it, smells like straight up booty crack. Mr. Stench can go back to his box and remain unused. Ew.
Your wife may notice a change for the better if you incorporate some acidic fruits into your diet — plums, blueberries and cranberries are all believed to make semen taste sweet or sugary. If your lady has an affinity for heavier flavors, alkaline-based foods like fish and meat are said to make for a buttery taste.
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