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Started by #409634 [Ignore] 11,Nov,13 09:55
I find it effing hilarious that some snuff film reject, who by the way left me ugly messages on my page first got all vag sore that I did it back to him. Then he messages me kissing my butt saying he actually likes me, when I reply okay why did you leave that ugly message, he proceeds to ban me and leaves another ugly message about me. So I burned his points and left him shit and poison. Then he goes on my page and leaves more ugly messages.I swear people drink some prune juice or something. All this lack of fiber is fucking annoying. Don't get your crusty undies in wad cause I don't want to screw you.Rant over, peace out ~ Evil Fairy aka HBIC.


Nov 8, 01:25 gizmobear: My apologies .Bye! Nov 8, 01:21 evil-fairy: Okay... then why did you leave a snarky comment on my page? Dude like I don't know you. Nov 8, 01:12 gizmobear: Some how I don't think you're as bad as you make out to be. Nov 8, 01:07 gizmobear: lol.I honestly like you're sense of humour! The only lotion I'd like to rub on you is mine. But I'm sure you would never let that happen!______ Nov 8, 00:58 evil-fairy: Youre not gonna toss me in a well now, and make me rub lotion on my skin?

Nov 8, 00:55 gizmobear: Nov 8, 00:50 evil-fairy: evil-fairy has deleted gizmobear from his/her friends Nov 8, 00:50 evil-fairy: Sorry about that norman bates. Nov 8, 00:50 evil-fairy: opps accident

Nov 8, 00:41 gizmobear: Surely you're not serious?! You added me to friends you'd like to kill I assume? Nov 8, 00:39 evil-fairy: evil-fairy has added gizmobear to his/her friends
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By #301038 12,Nov,13 07:30
Doesn't it feel good to start a week with a rant? So liberating! I almost feel jealous, my weekend was uneventful and I'm out of rants. I just had a random guy, who said "I love you" out of nowhere. I wish he had some pics posted, cause I can't make up my mind what to think about it. [I need a life ]

"gizmobear" is that slang for something?
By #409634 12,Nov,13 08:02
I normally wouldn't have said any but leather face decorated my page with his carcasses first thing in the morning. Kinda effed up my whole day.

I'm not sure what its slang for, but his page looks like some bad , low budget, snuff film.

I noticed that his friends and comments are a certain group of people that are into degradation, and humiliation. One of them didn't like that I said her panties had enough yeast to start a bakery a few weeks back. Yet it was fine that some guy said he was goint to gut her, tie her up, and leave her body to rot for wild **** to find...

The other "female" of his friends is ahead of me in the pic of the month contest... The man friend of his has pics of the panty chick, with "humiliating" comments on his page. Funny thing is none of the females have pics that look like they were taken in the last 2 decades. For one I haven't seen clothing or shoes like that being worn since Clinton was getting his cigar rolled.
By #301038 12,Nov,13 08:17
Those panties sure looked like the owner was having a major candida overgrowth, but some guys consider that to be "God juice"... There is a difference between normal secretion and a vaginal infection.

I remember receiving a pic from a guy, who was fucking a girls and it looked like he had whipped cream all over his dick and balls. I asked him if he knew that she had yeast infection and he said she was fine, just really excited and had lots of pussy cream! Men are clueless about that kind of stuff.

Is this a planned comeback of you know who?
By #409634 12,Nov,13 09:35
I have no idea.

Men are clueless, they think a woman actually makes thick cream when they cum. Its not, its either yeast or BV. And contrary to belief, men can get these infections too, and are often times the carrier, and spreader of them.
By #358797 12,Nov,13 15:45
Men are clueless. You'd be surprised by how many think we pee out of our vaginas. They don't realize there's a separate hole for that. Lmao.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 16:43 other posts 
Do u know what the useless skin around the vagina is called??
By #415959 14,Nov,13 17:07
An old joke, and one that is very disrespectful to the ladies.

By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 17:47 other posts 
Calm down no disrespect intended..... Just a stupid old joke.... Y r people so easily offended I don't get it???
By #415959 14,Nov,13 17:55
No one is offended, just an opinion about an offensive joke you were about to tell. I believe I saved you a few daggers, bro.
By #358797 14,Nov,13 18:26
I'm certain you just did. Lol.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 19:53 other posts 
Were u offended arexa52??
By #358797 14,Nov,13 20:38
I'm sure I would've been.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 21:09 other posts 
Really? Y arnt u now??
By #358797 14,Nov,13 22:18
No need for arrogance, porkchop. Obviously it was an offensive joke that was about to surface. I love tasteless humor, don't get me wrong, but jokes regarding anatomy are uncalled for, and there's a good chance I'd have ripped you a new asshole if you had finished it.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 22:26 other posts 
Arrogance?? U love tasteless jokes but draw the line at anatomy jokes???? The joke goes like this if u get offended well to b honest I really don't give a fuck! lol.... What is the useless skin around a pussy called?? A woman!! Hahaha..... Just a dumb joke does not mean I think women r useless!! Ur missing out 2 btw anatomy jokes r some of the best
By #409634 14,Nov,13 22:43
Back off Hoff, they dont understand you like I do. hes a creep guys but a harmless one.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 22:46 other posts 
Sorry fairy if "they" don't get me that's not my problem... The creep comment was a bit below the belt but that's y I like u I guess
By #409634 15,Nov,13 00:27
And here I thought it was cause of my huge rack and big ass.
By johnp [Ignore] 15,Nov,13 17:08 other posts 
I would include those assets as well but wouldn't want to come across as a CREEP!!
By #409634 15,Nov,13 21:56
Cause he's a creep, he's a weiiiiiiirdooooooo. What the hell is he doing here? He don't belong here.
By johnp [Ignore] 16,Nov,13 12:23 other posts 
I think creep and weirdo makes me fit it w 99% of the members here so
By #358797 15,Nov,13 00:20⤴
Out of respect for EF, I'll keep my mouth shut...
By johnp [Ignore] 15,Nov,13 10:38 other posts 
Fair enough but it was a legit question I wasn't trying to be arrogant...
By #415959 15,Nov,13 17:27⤴
Haha...ok, so you tell it anyway. I guess I don't understand the relevance in this topic, that's all.
By johnp [Ignore] 15,Nov,13 19:10 other posts 
Ya I don't remember how it came up myself to b honest
By #424211 17,Nov,13 12:34⤴
shut your cunt johnp
By johnp [Ignore] 17,Nov,13 13:37 other posts 
Hi there good to meet u super-hornet..... Is there something in particular u would like me to shut my cunt about or just in general!?
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 19:50 other posts  ⤴
If the joke is offensive doesn't that mean u r offended??
By #316255 16,Nov,13 01:32⤴
The useless skin around the vagina is called *insert man's name here*
By johnp [Ignore] 16,Nov,13 12:24 other posts 
By #390248 13,Nov,13 19:43⤴
hey now!! I know the difference between cheese and nectar! just sayin''


By johnp [Ignore] 12,Nov,13 23:12 other posts 
Ur kinda hot when ur mad.....
By #409634 12,Nov,13 23:35
I know. Its a good thing were not married, or your dick would be chaffed constantly Hoff.
By johnp [Ignore] 13,Nov,13 11:08 other posts 
U know just the right things to say to get me excited!lol. And ps I will totally kick his ass if 2nice can't get the job done!
By #415959 13,Nov,13 11:43
No need to worry about that, stud muffin.
By johnp [Ignore] 13,Nov,13 12:36 other posts 
Stud muffin? R u flirting w me 2nice?? lol..... Guy guy girl three ways r by far the hottest!! Just sayin
By #415959 13,Nov,13 18:23
No, and No.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 12:08 other posts 
Eh... To each his own I guess!
By #409634 14,Nov,13 21:16
hey I didnt say no.
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 21:19 other posts 
Oh ya it's on now come on 2 nice don't b shy!!!lol..... Ur soo frickin hot fairy!!!!
By johnp [Ignore] 14,Nov,13 21:11 other posts  ⤴
U chaff my cock all the time no need to b married fairy!!


By #409634 11,Nov,13 15:20
Ps, next time you send an anon message, makes sure you hide your IP, dip shit.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Nov,13 15:27 other posts 
I take that by the tone of your post, you received an unflattering anonymous message and the sender did not hide his IP. Hey gizmo, this is something they'd say in the hood;

YOU IZ SO DUMB!


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