I have a tattoo of my girlfriend's name running down my cock, "Wendy." The other day I was at the urinal next to a black man who also had "Wendy" tattooed on his cock, so I asked him if Wendy was his girlfriend's name, too. He told me, "No, mine actually says 'Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day.'"
I recently got a tattoo of a $100 bill on my dick. I got it for three reasons:
1. So I can play with my money.
2. So I can watch my investments grow.
3. When my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks she doesn't have to leave the house!
I've spent about 35hours in the chair getting a neck to waist back piece, no worries, but I couldn't imagine the feeling of tattooing my penis, that's gotta hurt,
nice one tatcock *lix*
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newbie with a nice dick *lix*
like to see him pick something up *lix*
very hot piercing too *Lix*
I recently got a tattoo of a $100 bill on my dick. I got it for three reasons:
1. So I can play with my money.
2. So I can watch my investments grow.
3. When my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks she doesn't have to leave the house!
lightning flesh *Lix*
amazing pen art by mylicker, my kind of tattoo, they wash off *lix*
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pure beefy goodness *lix*
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he's gamer than most *lix*
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