Antifreeze and pellet guns?!? Some sick fucks on here

three words, buy a car.

Well, yes. I do come to this site to read about pussy. This one was more entertaining than I expected, though. Hehe!

I think what you need to do is mark your territory, so the felines know to stay away. Have you tried to do a cirquit of your property, urinating judiciously at strategic locations? I'm sure that would do the trick...

Pellet gun

it is very unusual for cats to crap on hard surfaces such as driveways .

This may not help with your problem much, but if you look up on YouTube a video called how to stop a cat peeing on your car, you might get a bit if a laugh and see how bored people solve this problem.

ok bud I did a google serch! and the results are as follows!

Citris, grapefruit,lemon,lime juices are all suposed to be dreaded by cats and the most pleasant to humans. Now to be a little more agressive,Fox urin is available at hard wear stores and sporting shops and literly H A T E D by cats,Not to sure what it will do to your sence of smell though,and the last trick is good old fassion BLACK PEPPER, Do a google serch
(How to get rid of unwanted cats) I found 6 pages of suggestions.

Good luck I know how you feel!! I had two last year that would not get the hint that they were not welcome untill they got a few plastic be be's in the ass, havnt seen them since!!

Call the ASPCA because nobody should have that many ****?

a n i m a l s jesus

Contact your local Chinese takeaway!!......sorted!!

Sprinkle some dried mustard, coffee grounds, cayenne pepper or dried rosemary to keep cats out of outdoor places. Works as a cat repellent. Some cats dislike certain smells more than others, so if one doesn't work you could try a different one, or a combination of a few. Or you could plant some catnip somewhere nearby to attract them elsewhere.
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Another method my mother used was to steep some incredibly strong rosemary tea and spray the sidewalks, she had to respray every few days, but she said it worked. Before that she just sat out and sprayed the cats with vinegar to chase them off. Lol.