Be glad your penis is not on your face,


and is pasted on that other place.


For if it were where it is not,


you might dislike your cock a lot.


Imagine if your precious dick


were sandwiched in between your toes,


or that place where no sunshine goes.


Clearly would not be a treat,


to have your feet covered in brownish skeet.


Your cock would be a source of dread


were it attached atop your head.


To constantly think with your other brain,


the pubic hairs fished out of drains.


yes it would drive you insane.


Within your ear, your penis would be,


like stuck inside someone waxy V.


For when you were obliged to cum,


on your brain the splooge would run.


Your penis whether thick or thin,


would look terrible on your and chin,


be glad its pasted by the tween and other place,


your dick would be terrible on your face.