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*Three Wishes*

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Started by #444014 [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 15:20
If you had three wishes....what would you wish for ??
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By routemaster [Ignore] 16,Aug,15 01:22 other posts 
My three wishes would be to have my mum, dad and **** back again
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Oh, for FUCK SAKE, B R O T H E R. This censorship of perfectly good words for NO REASON WHATSOEVER REALLY PISSES ME OFF. What logic is there that mum and dad can be OK but not b r o t h e r? Answer: none at all
By big9inch21 [Ignore] 16,Aug,15 02:53 other posts 
Wish the same mate
By JustWill [Ignore] 16,Aug,15 07:55 other posts  ⤴
I've made the same complaint about the apparent randomness of the censored words several times in the past, too, routemaster. It gets even sillier, though:
You can't say br*ther or s*ster, but sibling is okay.
H@te is censored, but loathe, despise, abhor and detest are okay.
Sle*p is forbidden. However, rest, snooze, slumber and doze are just fine,
There really isn't any logic to any of it.
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This is from way back in 2011:

"Under the site's new censorship rules, I can say that member-so-and-so is a shit encrusted douche bag (which would be an offensive remark), but I can't say that I **** (h a t e) clam chowder (which would only be offensive to clams)! How fucked up is that?" --Me


By #485312 15,Aug,15 23:02
l wish to be 21 again, l wish religion didn't exist, and l wish l could find a battery that never runs flat *lix*


By #7976 01,May,15 21:42
1. I'd wish for an unlimited supply of wishes.
2. I'd wish for nothing I wish could bring harm to me or those I care for.
and,
3. I'd wish for health, wealth, and happiness for everyone... but me first.


By leopoldij [Ignore] 29,Apr,15 01:41 other posts 
1 I wish to be able to have a wish that gets fulfilled every time I wish it.
2 I wish the above to be true
3 I wish both of the above to be true
By bella! [Ignore] 29,Apr,15 12:32 other posts 
Well, are you sure you don't want anything more?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 29,Apr,15 13:37 other posts 
The first l one is sufficient, in fact. 😀
By #358797 29,Apr,15 13:50
I'm having a hard time believing you don't want beef jerky underpants, too....
By leopoldij [Ignore] 30,Apr,15 15:39 other posts 
I'm more interested in the contents, not the material.
By #132188 30,Apr,15 19:08
aint that called clitty litter?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 30,Apr,15 21:38 other posts 
Terminology is unimportant when the reward is pleasurable.
By bella! [Ignore] 01,May,15 03:52 other posts  ⤴
So you wish that all your wishes are fulfilled every time you make a wish, hmmmm.....? So you think that Godzilla is fictional, right? What if he is real and is only in deep hibernation? What if he awakes? What if he stomps through your town, scares the ever lovin' crap out of you, you lose your mind and you completely forget about the unlimited, they always come true wishes that you wished for? Hmmmm....? There you sit, institutionalized, rocking back and forth, drooling on yourself all day long. The zinger is, you also forgot how much you enjoyed masturbating!


By #132188 30,Apr,15 19:07
Blond hair, blue eyes and two eyebrows
By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Apr,15 19:08 other posts 
not a unibrow then ?
By #132188 30,Apr,15 19:14
Na was born with that
By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Apr,15 19:22 other posts 
I'm getting mine come through...hair in my ears too wtf is that about ?


By _avg_ [Ignore] 28,Apr,15 23:29 other posts 
1) The end of all things.


...well, really, that's it, isn't it??


By #472683 15,Mar,15 20:14
1. To heal completely from the hemorrhage near my brain and massive brain shift and swelling that almost killed me on February 18th. I was medivaced to a specialized neuro ICU, and I had a craniotomy. I had a 0 to 19% chance of survival. Immensely grateful to be here, but I do have some deficits at this juncture. Hopefully, they will be temporary....

2. To have a career. I've wanted one since I was three, but I've been officially disabled since 1993. I still dream....

3. To live with the love of my life, whom I met here, by New Year's Eve.
By Emerald [Ignore] 23,Apr,15 14:35 other posts 
Hmm. What can you say? I don't know about my other wishes, but I know one of them would be that yours come true.
By *kmadeau* [Ignore] 28,Apr,15 21:58 other posts 


By WHATSUPDOC [Ignore] 28,Apr,15 20:06 other posts 
1.Big 2.Bigger 3.Biggest


By #461543 28,Apr,15 17:19
1.Unlimited wishes
2.$$
3.PROFIT


By #486986 23,Apr,15 03:09
Be naked all the time,be a sex slave for a gay guy and do whatever i want when i want
By #480214 23,Apr,15 10:59
Those last two contradict each other - if you were a sex slave you would do what he wanted WHEN he wanted


By Fritz [Ignore] 27,Mar,15 06:36 other posts 
1. a 10inch cock
2. living together with a man and a women
3. be able to fuck times a day


By #485312 24,Mar,15 18:25
1. all male harem
2. all big cocks
3. continuous sex forever
*lix*


By #181785 16,Mar,15 01:14
1. To eradicate cancer, homelessness, and several of others
2. To have a boob job along with the addition of a vagina so that I would be able to give and receive.
3. To go back to the age of 21 and stay that age, and have enough money to live very comfortable.


By Odin_york_pa [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 19:37 other posts 
I'd wish for an infinite amount of wishes, and that that wish can not be denied
By bella! [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 20:07 other posts 
That seems to be only two wishes.
By #358797 14,Mar,15 20:12
He's saving the third wish for Faygo. Fuck Mountain Dew.
By bella! [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 20:20 other posts 
You are familiar with Faygo?
By big9inch21 [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 20:56 other posts 
Faygo Moonshine
By bella! [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 21:15 other posts 
Team Rock & Rye!
By big9inch21 [Ignore] 14,Mar,15 21:29 other posts 
Remember Faygo the k*d ? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dv0OUmdOZu0
By bella! [Ignore] 15,Mar,15 01:30 other posts 
No, do you?
By #358797 14,Mar,15 22:52⤴
Yep. Redpop! Lol.
By Odin_york_pa [Ignore] 15,Mar,15 18:48 other posts  ⤴
that's just the beginning. Now with an infinite amount of wishes the world is my oyster!
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But if you need 3 right now, I would also wish for the power to turn myself invisible and back any time I chose.


By #358797 15,Mar,15 03:49
I've been pondering this all night. Lmao. I suppose a hundred billion dollars would be nice. But if I had that much I could just buy the other shit I'd wish for.... I'll say a shit ton of money, a bunch of vodka, and a never ending supply of these bad boys... only registered users can see external links


By #292354 14,Mar,15 20:13
What that dude said ^ lol
But if we're sticking to the 3 rule... 1. Wish for the ability to learn any skill/aptitude instantly 2. Money 3. A superpower (flight most likely)


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