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Started by #487013 [Ignore] 30,Apr,16 12:29
They say that there is no such thing as a stupid question, but oh there is. Anyway sometimes stupid questions still need answers, no matter how idiotic that question may be. Here is a place to ask those questions without fear of looking like a complete shit for brains for asking it when you know its a really fucking stupid question. I could try to put a bow on this and make it look pretty and say something like "There are no stupid questions, only questions that show your stupidity.", but we all know that it's both and shit. So go ahead ask those questions.
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By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 19,Jun,24 22:48 other posts 
Bump


By #529768 13,Aug,17 09:38
Is the Pope Catholic?
By JustWill [Ignore] 13,Aug,17 11:59 other posts 
Does the Pope shit in the woods?


By #536913 13,Aug,17 03:21
If I stay up all night, will I still get morning breath?


By mr_blue [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 11:07 other posts 
Where can I buy tartan paint ?
By Dev01 [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 14:38 other posts 
By Sickboy [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 16:13 other posts  ⤴
At the same place you can buy a skertin board ladder!
By #517356 07,Aug,17 01:22
Or sky hooks
By #358797 12,Aug,17 23:44⤴
If you find out, you'd better let me know.


By JustWill [Ignore] 30,Apr,16 13:08 other posts 
Who else like to ware they panties on they head?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Apr,16 13:50 other posts 
Just the brassiere that enclose a nice a pair
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 07:11 other posts 
A nice a pair of what?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 12,Aug,17 16:54 other posts 
By #487013 01,May,16 17:28⤴
I love to ware underware on my head.
By #482836 03,Aug,17 07:37
But do you also stick 2 pencils in your nose and say "wubble"
By #536760 04,Aug,17 04:25
who dose,nt?
By #527431 05,Aug,17 12:31⤴
Would like to wear the panties on your head ... but first need to figure where to put those ears ... hint: your avatar.
By JustWill [Ignore] 05,Aug,17 13:29 other posts 
The ears go through the leg holes, silly!
By #527431 05,Aug,17 15:32
Oh shit! Should know that ...


By jayman73 [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 14:19 other posts 
Can I really break one of the laws of thermodynamics? Even if I try really hard?
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 16:12 other posts 
What if the answer's yes? Your follow-up question will make no sense.


By jayman73 [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 14:17 other posts 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


By jayman73 [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 14:16 other posts 
If a hurricane and tornado get into a fight at a bar, who wins?


By jayman73 [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 14:15 other posts 
Can a sharknado really happen?


By #493361 06,Aug,17 15:58
When I worked in a retail store once a customer asked me "how do I get out of here?" I said "through the door". True story!
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 08,Aug,17 07:10 other posts 
How do you go through a door? Wasn't it solid?


By mr_blue [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 17:20 other posts 
What are those pyramid shaped things in Egypt called ?
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 07,Aug,17 02:06 other posts 
What's a pyramid shape look like?
By mr_blue [Ignore] 07,Aug,17 10:08 other posts 
What colour are oranges ?


By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 14:24 other posts 
When I show a more detailed pic of my cock to a girl on here, and she says "Wow you're big" ...does she mean in general, because I'm tall, or my cock is big?

Also, should I assume it's 'wow' in a good way, or should I ask to make sure? What are the odds that she's thinking it's too big for her taste? I've heard that there are girls who prefer average-sized or smaller. (For reference, mine is 7.25" long, and 6.5" around.)

Thanks in advance!
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I thought this was a retarded ass question cuz I've never actually been TOO big before, but she responded...

"I like watching big cocks but it's very painful to have sex"


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I could still use some help with the first question...


By Nevermore [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 07:08 other posts 
Is this a rhetorical question?
By JustWill [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 08:50 other posts 
Is that a rhetorical question?
By Nevermore [Ignore] 06,Aug,17 10:11 other posts 
What about that one?


By andrew999999999 [Ignore] 05,Aug,17 13:53 other posts 
I worked at a Blockbuster years ago, was asked "What does 3 for 2 mean?", regarding the 3 vids/DVDs for the price of 2 promotion that was on at the time.
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 05,Aug,17 15:38 other posts 
Hey, I worked at a Blockbuster too, when I was 18. Lost my virginity to a co-worker. We both did a lot of calling in after that, and the other one was never able to cover the shift.


By #534172 05,Aug,17 07:29
An actual question posed to me by an otherwise apparently: sane and rational American lady at an airport:

"Excuse me sir, do these stairs go Up?"


By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 21:18 other posts 
Have you brushed your teeth yet today?
By #536760 04,Aug,17 03:10
Dose drinking and smoking class as brushing?
By RealTitsLover [Ignore] 04,Aug,17 05:36 other posts 
I don't think so... Last time I went to the dentist - 8 years ago, I told him how often I do that, and he still recommended using some kind of toothpaste twice a day.


By #487013 04,Aug,17 03:36
Lmao Yup.

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By JeffinKS [Ignore] 03,Aug,17 07:23 other posts 
If you make a cow laugh... does milk come out her nose?
Do brown cows make chocolate milk?


By HunterAce [Ignore] 06,May,16 11:07 other posts 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
By #536760 03,Aug,17 03:28
i think that would depend on what type of heating he had. and how big is his trailer,truck?


By #536760 03,Aug,17 00:02
Bump


By #316057 01,May,16 19:06
Has irs been nice to anyone..
By #487013 01,May,16 22:45
Yes they fuck lots of people every year.
By #316057 03,May,16 00:09
yeah and with out lube..
By mr_blue [Ignore] 05,May,16 11:18 other posts 


By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Apr,16 12:44 other posts 
Is it wrong to wish that Barack Obama and the Dalai Lama have a fight,just so you can see the headline ObamaLamaDingDong ?


How many calories are in a booger ?
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Do crabs walk straight when they are drunk ?

What age is the right age to start explaining the birds and the bees to my dog ?
By #481583 30,Apr,16 12:55
Those are some good questions.
By #487013 30,Apr,16 13:06⤴
Those are pretty stupid.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 30,Apr,16 13:48 other posts 
How much is the $2.99 meal ?

Is my dog gay ?

Can a fish ride a bike ?
By #487013 01,May,16 12:42
The $2.99 meal is that plus tax so varies on where you live.

Your dog is indeed very gay and will continue to be the gayest fucking dog around as long as you keep feeding it and give it lots of love.

No a fish can not ride a bike, pfft.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 04,May,16 09:35 other posts 
My dog is Catholic so he's gonna be having confession...

Yes a fish can ride a bike, have you not heard of a motorpike and sidecarp ?

Where does aquaman's poop go ?
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,May,16 11:58 other posts 
Aquaman is fictional. Fictional people don't poop.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 04,May,16 12:37 other posts 
Retarded questions....pfft...I feel like shit for brains...

But if he did poop where would he poop ?
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,May,16 14:13 other posts 
In a comic book...duh.
By mr_blue [Ignore] 04,May,16 14:26 other posts 
Wouldn't a toilet be better though ? pooping in a book is madness !!!
By JustWill [Ignore] 04,May,16 22:39 other posts 
Toilets don't work under the sea.
By #494679 30,Apr,16 19:23⤴
@ ObamaLamaDingDong!
Made me howl laughing


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