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Started by #124456 [Ignore] 24,Jan,17 13:28
So i went to highschool with this gay guy. And i've considered hanging out with him. I was talking to him and he goes "Have you ever been ate out? it feels better than that dildo" so i proceed to say that i've never been ate out and then ask him if he likes the taste of shit considering shit is what comes out of my ass. He gets mad and starts saying "Ewwww most people keep their ass clean" blah blah blah. Like obviously he didn't know that poop came out of the thing he wanted to eat.I go to tell him that if he eats an asshole then hes obviously going to smell/taste poop somewhat. Then he goes " i don't wanna chill with you" after saying he wanted to eat my ass out 'So bad" haha. I'm so confused. Like is there any possible way you can keep your asshole clean and have it not smell or taste like poop?

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By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Jan,17 16:58 other posts 
It is fun. I have been ate out. This girl did actually eaten me a couple of months ago. It was good. But it rarely happens.
By spermkiss [Ignore] 24,Jan,17 18:58 other posts 
See a gay man. We lick each other's assholes all the time.
By leopoldij [Ignore] 24,Jan,17 21:49 other posts 


By #435701 24,Jan,17 15:20
Not that funny a story...Have you ever considered what women go thru to keep their pussies clean for sex? Or even what flows out of them on a monthly basis?


By spermkiss [Ignore] 24,Jan,17 13:35 other posts 
Yes.


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