Two cannibals have to share a man, so they agree that one starts at each end.

(After a Minute)

First cannibal: Wow I´m having a ball

Second cannibal: Hold on, you´re eating too fast

The difference between an Egg and a wank... you can beat an Egg but you can't beat a wank.

I went to my local Pharmacy, they were giving away free condoms but it was on a "first cum, first served" basis.

I used to work in the Viagra factory, they were hard times.

Bacon and eggs walked into a bar.

The bartender said, "We don't serve breakfast here."

Two cows meet in a field.

First cow: "Moooooooooo"

Second cow: "I was going to say that too!"

A priest, a rabbi and a buddist monk walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look and says " Is this a joke?"

What did Cinderella say when her photos were late arriving back from the chemist?

Some day my prints will come.

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How do you find will Smith in the snow...?
You look for the fresh prince

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.

I hope you don't want to include jokes about menstruation in this thread because they aren’t funny. Period.

You know what the cannibal did after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.