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PA-FREDDY is a blind asshole. He complaines about the looks of women members. This poor excuse of a member has been blacklisted 91 times not counting all the members that left the site because of him. And you want to see what he looks like? Get your laugh here:
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An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."
Adam got butthurt when Mike stole his bitch.
butthurt
Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.
Lucy got butthurt when Drew did not help him clean
#offended#petty#stupid#whiny#pissed off
and don't forget the asterisks *Lix*
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Butthurt First Aid Kit
When Admin puts the One Eyed member over his knees and proceeds to redden the old caboose.
It must be nice to be able to buy a house for 150 MILLION dollars.
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Some people are just FUCKING IDIOTS. The only smart 1 here was the 1 with the duct tape! They made some good money off idiots!
Art Basel: Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana eaten by artist
ATE a 120,000 dollar bananna.I wonder if he took insurance out on the artwork first?
I know there was a tale of some guy paying stupid money for some old cigars.Insured them,then smoked them,and filed claims that they had been lost in a series of small fires. He was given a check,but arrested for fraud when he cashed it.
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This shit is gold, you couldn't think of this stuff if you wanted. no just think of any random word, like 'shit', and type it to the 'google search bar', wait a millisecond for the 6 million hits to be generated, copy and paste one or more of these google generated songs into a forum, and lets see if we cant catch some poor granny out all for the cause... what ever that is, lm still working out what that is... so leave it with me, lm sure it tell us exactly what it thinks before the day is out, as it has the worst case of verbal diarrhea lve ever seen, and when l google the word diarrhea to see how it was spelled, l found this great little number, may be someone could add it to the song thread for me, its a song about something very appropriate... and no, l didn't just think this shit up all on my own, someone beat me to it!!!!!
this section of song has been copied and pasted from the internet, lm not going to PRETEND I know every word to every song in the universe..
also, no piles of poo where harmed in the copying and pasting of this pile shit.
When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas
diarrhea
diarrhea
when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease
diarrhea
diarrhea
when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy
Diarrhea
diarrhea
When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!
if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea
when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea
When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..
diarrhea!
diarrhea!
When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.--------------------------------------- added after 5 minuteswhat a little gem, and it says to add a verse if you think of it.. l'll work on that *lix*
But you start shooting long
It's diarrhea, it's diarrhea.
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit
Been there,not good!
That’s one way to be voted teacher of the year
when a young woman with purple hair styled
into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety
of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing,
entered .. . . It was quickly determined that
the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled for immediate surgery... When she was completely disrobed on the operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had
been dyed green and above it there was a
tattoo that read . . . ' Keep off the grass. '
Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon
wrote a short note on the patient ' s dressing,
which said ' Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn. '
CITIZENS OR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS MAY APPLY
"Lemon Pickers Needed” read the ad in the newspaper.
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master’s degree from Michigan State University.
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.
“However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said.
"I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”
She started work yesterday.
How about Celery relish?
And they want us to suck it? Bleah!
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I think the second 1,the old fart has got himself some nice young puss to screw and so he puts up with the kitty ears.
Sad really,as it would really be handy to be able to go visit once in a while.
If it can work there,it can work everywhere.
Would be nice to loose a few pounds and put on some decent clothes and go out with a lady and rock her world later after a good supper,AND Get paid for doing it!
In other words,I would be working for peanuts!
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He feels like an idiot. We know how true that is
If it wasn't,how could you leave from a airport,and fly "AROUND" the world and get back home? If the earth was flat,you would pass over everything and then into oblivion.Which would not be good as there would be no where to land.
I think the answer is that they've always been idiots, they've just been waiting for an excuse to express their idiocy. The flat earth shit, believe it or not, grew out of internet discussions.
But I have enough sense to know the earth is round.
I also have enough sense to understand the universe is to damn big for us to be the ONLY intelligent beings in it.
And if you look at how far we have come tech wise,from making womens boobs bigger to making rockets to send things to Mars, other societys far far away could have made much more progress.
And what the hell makes people thing they would look like us?
They could be blobs of goo with great mental powers to do things by just thinking about it.Teleconisis "spelling"
Augmented,naw.Way I figure it,if a woman is not even happy with what she was born with,what chance do I have of making her happy? Little to none.
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