A fuck buddy that I hadn't seen in a while came over recently. She didn't want to play, rather needed something from my attic where she had some boxes.

Being a million stuffy degrees up there, she left her mask in her bag on a table. Was it wrong of me to shoot a load into the mask? She found what she needed, grabbed her bag, and off she went.

About 30 minutes later I get a call from her at the market.
Apparently I am a huge asshole. She was walking around the store with a facial behind that mask. I think she loved it.