Typically i bike to work once or twice a week, on the way there’s a bush right at a bend in the path that you can’t see behind until you’re right there. Sometimes if i see someone coming i’ll stop for a piss to see if i can get a reaction/ flash the person passing. Have got a couple good stares and reactions
Last time I pissed on a bike ride was a few weeks ago. I ride along river so there are usually plenty of places. usual spot is while sitting on one of the benches that look at over the river. I'd sit there, pull dick out and piss.
But this day I drank too much and I really had to go. The benches I was going to stop at had people all around. I went back to the restaurant that is on the river I just passed. rode down into parking lot as far out of site as possible. hopped off bike and ran between two cars and pissed so hard. I just pissed down the side fender/door of a white car. quieter than splashing on concrete.
as I start to look around I see people fishing to my left and a couple walking towards me from restaurant. They walked to car next row over but I had alrady moved around the front of the suv next over to keep that between us. I was still pissing this whole time. now I'm pissing into the grill of the suv, concrete wall right behind me.
was surreal; people walking 3 cars away, people fishing 25 feet away. and cars keep coming down row looking for spot, and not finding one leaving. I steped back around suv since my bike was out of sight. I fiinished last spurts on hood/fender of the little white car I started pissing on.
I've pissed in parking lots all time time, but not one so busy and active. I would not have done that if not desparate.
Good story! The spot i usually stop at is within 10 feet of the path, so if they look they have a good view! have got the “ no worries! i grew up with brothers so i understand” as she watches me piss lol! and a few laughs, luckily haven’t had any bad interactions.
Ich persönlich stehe auf Pipi, allerdings finde ich es nicht schön das du einfach so an fremde Autos pinkelst. Ich würde mir wirklich viel mehr Respekt anderen Menschen gegenüber wünschen.
Learning a bit of respect for public and private property might be a good thing. Pissing on someone's car is a good way to get wacked upside the head or worse.
But this day I drank too much and I really had to go. The benches I was going to stop at had people all around. I went back to the restaurant that is on the river I just passed. rode down into parking lot as far out of site as possible. hopped off bike and ran between two cars and pissed so hard. I just pissed down the side fender/door of a white car. quieter than splashing on concrete.
as I start to look around I see people fishing to my left and a couple walking towards me from restaurant. They walked to car next row over but I had alrady moved around the front of the suv next over to keep that between us. I was still pissing this whole time. now I'm pissing into the grill of the suv, concrete wall right behind me.
was surreal; people walking 3 cars away, people fishing 25 feet away. and cars keep coming down row looking for spot, and not finding one leaving. I steped back around suv since my bike was out of sight. I fiinished last spurts on hood/fender of the little white car I started pissing on.
I've pissed in parking lots all time time, but not one so busy and active. I would not have done that if not desparate.
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