When my wife and I were newly married we were having sex and she vomited all over me from eating Chinese and getting so excited. I was eating pussy one time and she farted. Took us both off guard but I kept on eating and she had a great orgasm. Can't remember the other bloopers sure there have been many since we've been married 21 years.

I once had a cat start awayting my balls during sex. Luckily it was declawed!

A girlfriend and I were enjoying some serious afternoon delight on a day in late spring. You know the type of weather: Warm, sunny, but with a cool breeze wafting through the open windows. Well. our full-grown German Shepherd was interested in what we were doing and stuck his wet nose right in the business. I got a cold shock on my balls and ass; she got tongued. That made us both laugh. We shoo-ed the dog away and continued onward and upward. We were especially wet and sweaty when finished so both went to take a cool shower to refresh ourselves. We got so refreshed that we stayed under the water for seconds.

Upon exiting the bathroom, my girlfriend went to the den (where our daybed is) to tidy up. I heard a huge scream and came running. The dog was so into our wet spot that he had eaten a hole through her antique quilt, the blanket,the sheets, and half-way into the mattress. There was cotton stuffing eaverywhere.

Many moons ago I was having sex with my girlfriend in a rickety old bed when unknown to me a spring had broken through the mattress and was sticking in her. She yelped in pain so I asked what was up. When she told me there was a spring in her arse I said "well that's a first" It kinda spoiled the moment but I couldn't help myself!

This wasn't during sex but was surely a blooper. I was on holiday in Cabo with my hubby. It was March of 09 which I guess is still spring break. After losing a game of water volleyball, we had to drink some kind of strong drink. Yeah I got drunk. There was an entertainment group having people play all kinds of drinking games like pong and stuff like that. They were asking for people for truth or dare and I got forced to play. After a few questions that I can't remember, the next question was a dare to take an article of clothing off. My top was still on the side of the pool from when it came off during volleyball. So the gstring was next. Me and another gal and a guy then had to walk around the pool and give high 5's to everyone. This turned me on so much that I had juice running down my leg. A couple of guys noticed and commented to me about it. That was really embarrassing but also really turned me on

My sister in law told me of a time that she and her husband were 69ing, with her on top, and she farted as her husband was tonguing her pussy hole! Wish I was him!

jizzed in the hair on accident , big mess

Does this count as a blooper? One time, my girlfriend got me so horny, (and she had never let me cum in her pussy up to this point), I was sliding my cock into her pussy, and came inside her before I got all the way inside her! Less than one stroke! I was sure she would be so upset! She did worry that I got her pregnant, but she didn't get pregnant.

Pussy farts are always good for a smile. Just means you need to go deeper!

Does this count as a blooper?

Once when staying at my girl-friends where I was supposed to sleep on the couch downstairs - I stripped off and having got a good firm erection decided to sneak up quietly to her bed to fuck her. nce in her room I very quietly lifted her duvet and snuggled up and grabbed her tit only t realise I had got the room wrong and was squeezing her mom's tit.

banged my head many times

Anyone with a baby sleeping in the same room will have had a few "bloopers" or the infamous coitus interruptus....

Who hasn't farted from time to time during sex. If your young, perhaps you have missed the experience but for those of us who are older and married, it happens. You just ignore the whole thing and don't let it brake the mood. I don't know if it was funny or not but a girl friend and I were so involved in what we were doing that we fell off the bed and onto her balcony. It was a bit embarrassing at the time since it overlooked the pool and several smiling ladies and gents all clapped in approval. It took a few days before I would go to the pool and not turn red before being in the sun. I did however, get a few dates out of the deal with others in the complex. I guess it pays to advertise.